A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
- 23toedbasket
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Hey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.
Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?
Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.
I will kill you.
Okay g'night roomies!
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.
Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?
Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.
I will kill you.
Okay g'night roomies!
- luigi
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Daddy?23toedbasket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pmHey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.
Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?
Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.
I will kill you.
Okay g'night roomies!
tumut
- 23toedbasket
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
I like where this is going. Dont wake US up. I'll kill her.luigi wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:29 pmDaddy?23toedbasket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pmHey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.
Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?
Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.
I will kill you.
Okay g'night roomies!
I will kill my new wife.
Okay g'night!
- luigi
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Everyone knows the age old stereoetype of fat chick and old man engaged in an incestual marriage while living in a college dorm with nearly 20 other people. This situation isn't even that weird.23toedbasket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:30 pmI like where this is going. Dont wake US up. I'll kill her.luigi wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:29 pmDaddy?23toedbasket wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:27 pmHey guys thanks so much for letting me crash here indefinitely. Let me introduce myself
My name is 23TB
I am very old
Very homeless
Very territorial/aggressice
And VEEERY addicted to drugs and porn.
Oh yeah, and I'm slightly diseased but if you dont touch anything I've been within ten feet of you'll be fine. You all have your shots right?
Anyway im just coming down so im gonna go to sleep. Dont wake me up. I'll kill you.
I will kill you.
Okay g'night roomies!
I will kill my new wife.
Okay g'night!
tumut
Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
guys, let's totally start a fraternity/sorority hybrid and throw a RAGER
- mspainadventures
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?
I dont think that I can handle this right now.
Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Hey guys, I'm back!
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone
Long story short, I was arrested in Kazakhstan for tax fraud. But now the OG is back! Anyways who drunk all of my chocolate milk while I was gone
- luigi
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
It was me... I just couldn't help myself, it was getting chunky...
tumut
- mspainadventures
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
feelin' little a alrite with the idea of hot choclety milk.
I dont think that I can handle this right now.
- syrupsand
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
If u really want her dead, then ok.

P.S.: im a hitman now(plz dnt hit me uwu)
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- syrupsand
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(
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- luigi
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
tfw you accidentally wear the communal cum sock

tumut
- syrupsand
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Eww no imagine having a cum sock lol what kind of a loser do you have to be
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- mspainadventures
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
You can't win if you never lose, I like to say.
I dont think that I can handle this right now.
- luigi
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
I like to say hey who wants to build a pillow fort tn in the living room we can use the sleeping hobo as a tent pole!
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- 23toedbasket
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*Snoooooore* I'LL TAKE THE HEART MYSELF *SNNNoooooooooooRe* TRADE YA PIXIE DUST F'R SOME 5G *SsSsSSSnooooooorrrree* Smth, ABOUT Israel... isrealluminati. *SSSSSSNNNNNOOOOOORRRRREEEEE*
- mspainadventures
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
*Lifts eyelid to see if you're in the REM phase.*
I dont think that I can handle this right now.
- 23toedbasket
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Eyes are refrigerated McDonald's beef fat yellow you're not even sure if I'm alive
- syrupsand
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
Yall just ever be like....
What the fuuuuccck............
What the fuuuuccck............
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- mspainadventures
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates
yes.
I dont think that I can handle this right now.