A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by luigi » Thu May 21, 2020 5:19 pm

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu May 21, 2020 5:45 pm

who got gotd
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by syrupsand » Thu May 21, 2020 9:55 pm

HAHA you stupid dummy dumms.... Didnt your momma tell you alclollol is bad for ya HEALTH.
Seriously just how HIGH do you even need to be to say that HAAHAA HEEHEE HOOHOO :cal:
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by kingof555 » Fri May 22, 2020 10:56 am

where the FUCK did you get that alcohol
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by luigi » Sat May 23, 2020 6:56 pm

Guys I think I might be dropping out... what do you think, should I?
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by syrupsand » Sat May 23, 2020 8:56 pm

luigi wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 6:56 pm
Guys I think I might be dropping out... what do you think, should I?
Yeah man drop that ass.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by AllergicToSanity » Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:38 pm

WHO in THEIR RIGHT MInd PUT LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE IN ONE COLLEGE APARTMENT

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Endater » Sat Jun 06, 2020 2:48 am

AllergicToSanity wrote:
Thu Jun 04, 2020 4:38 pm
WHO in THEIR RIGHT MInd PUT LIKE TWELVE PEOPLE IN ONE COLLEGE APARTMENT
Our capitalist society and low minimum wages.

Anyway, is the booze vegan? Is there a vegan option? I'll only go if there's veg-booze
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Past Matheus » Sun Jun 07, 2020 1:22 pm

Will just buy you some carrots and a blender, because we're kind of missing ingredients for veggie booze cola liquids for your unrequited chasm of a vegan chamber.

So how’s that sound? We could use a new blender, anyway.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by luigi » Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:31 pm

I cleaned the bathroom. Please, just maintain it. It's easy -

- don't knock the tp rolls off when they're empty. Instead, throw them in the (newly emptied) garbage can.
- wash the toothpaste grime down the drain before it hardens. It's not hard, an extra couple seconds when you're done brushing your teeth goes a long way.
- speaking of don't let the toothpaste get crusty and congeal over the exposed hole as some sort of superfluous replacement lid. Just put the lid down when you're done and make sure you wipe away any weird grime. (this is easy to do)
- don't leave weird brown and yellow stains on the shower walls??? dunno what that's from :tense:
- don't pee on the floors! it goes INSIDE THE TOILET BOWL NOT THE CORNERS AROUND THE ROOM YOU LUNATICS.

I don't understand how this is a RECURRING ISSUE.

Sorry. I'm not trying to be hostile. Please just keep the bathroom clean. Come on guys we have almost 15 people living in this apartment and only one bathroom, we have more than enough manpower to keep it clean.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by syrupsand » Wed Jun 10, 2020 3:45 am

WHO the FUCK changed my computers thermal paste to their CUM!
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by loomingDoom » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:18 am

I just broke the toilet, don't ask how.
Gets a can of soda and drinks
Oh and don't look up

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Past Matheus » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:11 am

Guess we need a new lavatory environment for all your piss n’ poo problems to flush down the damaged toilet.

Because somebody couldn't manage to NOT break said flushing drain machine.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by loomingDoom » Wed Jun 10, 2020 11:27 am

No... dude like... the whole toilet is in pieces.

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:24 am

cool. lets throw the pieces at the newbies or something i dunno where was the booze again
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by syrupsand » Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 am

God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by loomingDoom » Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:10 pm

Hey, let them drink and why would you need for them to stop drinking to bang their mom? Just go do it m8

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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by Endater » Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:23 am

In response to the bathroom situation: Might I suggest something?

Can we convert the whole bathroom into one giant litter box? We won't have anymore issues with the toilet or piss on the floor AND it would help me connect to my spiritual cat ancestors :orange:!

I'm gonna light up some incense now =)
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by syrupsand » Wed Jun 17, 2020 11:47 am

Endater wrote:
Wed Jun 17, 2020 10:23 am
In response to the bathroom situation: Might I suggest something?

Can we convert the whole bathroom into one giant litter box? We won't have anymore issues with the toilet or piss on the floor AND it would help me connect to my spiritual cat ancestors :orange:!

I'm gonna light up some incense now =)
Ew no we should hust make the bathroom into one big shower.
We can still take a shit and pee on it still.
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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Post by luigi » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:21 pm

I say we combine the shower and litterbox ideas and make our bathroom a wet sauna full of polymeric sand. That way the shit and piss will just disguise itself in the wet sand.
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