Hot Date

[MP the OP OG]

Ah shit. Here we go again. Some asshole restarted the fire. But you can actually use this to your advantage
>Ben: Firebend the newly relit forest fire into a dragon of fire and then put it out to flex your power and help convince the populous of you and Venus's godhood.

[calamityCons]

Ah shit. Here we go again. Some asshole restarted the fire. But you can actually use this to your advantage
>Ben: Firebend the newly relit forest fire into a dragon of fire and then put it out to flex your power and help convince the populous of you and Venus's godhood.

[5 - Success]

You do that. Some of the more impressionable VILLAGE PEOPLE now believe you are gods and will follow you as ENTOURAGE. The more skeptically minded VILLAGE PEOPLE admire your feats of FIREBENDING but don't think you can be gods of anything really.

The religious tension starts a SCUFFLE amongst the VILLAGE PEOPLE. Axe is trapped in the middle!

[MP the OP OG]

Wellp, me and Venus figure that If we intend to be worshipped as gods we must preform not just shows of power, but we must set a basic code for or followers. We cannot be bothered to think up of one right now, but you can at least stop the people from killing each other.
>Ben: shout out: "Stop fighting! For even if those that refuse gods are traditionly heretical, we must show tolerance for them and not seek to actively harm our fellows!" To try and get them to stop.

[calamityCons]

>Ben: shout out: "Stop fighting! For even if those that refuse gods are traditionly heretical, we must show tolerance for them and not seek to actively harm our fellows!" To try and get them to stop.

[6 - Overwhelming Success]
You did it! Not only do they all stop, but all over the world, the new DOMINANT RELIGION is BEN AND VENUS WORSHIP! All the people on the planet now truly believe you as gods, even those who were originally skeptical. So is Axe and Joe, if they... ever, decide to do something again. If they choose NOT to join your new religion, it will begin a HOLY WAR.

[Kidpen]

Joe: Repeal the first amendment, allowing you to officially require Ben and Venus worship over the entire US of A.

[calamityCons]

Joe: Repeal the first amendment, allowing you to officially require Ben and Venus worship over the entire US of A.

[3 - Partial Failure]

You cannot repeal the First Ammendment because the HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES and the SENATE and the SUPREME COURT all STOP YOU FROM DOING THAT. You get IMPEACHED, but it takes a long time for the Impeachment trial to happen and in the interim you are still PRESIDENT. You have [2] posts from now before you must attend your IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

The ban on attempting to ACCESS ANOTHER REALITY has been lifted, and the players can now TRY TO ASCEND.

[Kidpen]

Joe: Attempt to get the backing of Ben and Venus for impeachment trial.
(next command should be someone else, I don't want to hog the thread)

[calamityCons]

Joe: Attempt to get the backing of Ben and Venus for impeachment trial.
(next command should be someone else, I don't want to hog the thread)

[4 - Partial Success]

JOE approaches BEN AND VENUS in the newly renamed BEN N' VENUS VILLAGE and asks them to support him in his IMPEACHMENT TRIAL. It is up to BEN AND VENUS if they decide to help.

The IMPEACHMENT TRIAL has been delayed by [1] post due to UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES.

[MP the OP OG]

Ok you did not expect to be that successful.
>Ben and Venus: Give your religion an ofical name.
You make a godly decloraoration that you religion is now called "The cycle of Sbuete." Or "Sbutisim" for short.
> Ben and Venus: Refuse to take part in the trial.
You refuse to get involved with Joe's trail on matter of princeible
>Ben and Venus: now that you two have allmost all the world thinking your gods you have actualy tricked the universe into thinking you are actual divine beings and you find your contioneses on the astral plane. Atho you can only stay here for a short amount of time before the universe realizes your not actualy divine. So you both make the most of it by trying to absorb as much of the astral planes divine energy as you possibly can.

[calamityCons]

>Ben and Venus: now that you two have allmost all the world thinking your gods you have actualy tricked the universe into thinking you are actual divine beings and you find your contioneses on the astral plane. Atho you can only stay here for a short amount of time before the universe realizes your not actualy divine. So you both make the most of it by trying to absorb as much of the astral planes divine energy as you possibly can.

[6 - Overwhelming Success]

BEN and VENUS have ascended to the ASTRAL PLANE! You still have to actually take over the world before you win, though.

JOE is ON TRIAL. The IMPEACHMENT TRIAL goes on for 7 days and ends with a unanimous GUILTY verdict. JOE is now IN JAIL.

AXE is still just standing around like a dumbass doing absolutely nothing in the BEN 'N VENUS VILLAGE. Someone should take command of AXE or they will probably BLOW UP.

[MP the OP OG]

Again, luck is on your side as you and Venus absorbed enough energy to become actual gods. Sweet. The first thing you do is use your new DIVINE POWER to give your mortal forms a godly enhancement. Makeing them look like angels.
Ben and Venus: Clam that as gods your word goses above that of any mortal. Meaning that your word is law that all liveing beings must follow

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

> Dried Dates: Be an accomplished firefighter. Punch the fire to death.

[Kidpen]

Axe: Blow up.

[Sokota]

> Be the President Renegade.

You walk back and forth in your jail cell. It's been a few months since you've been thrown in the slammer by the Political Machine for, frankly, ABSURD ACCUSATIONS. But you've had enough of this. You're FORMER SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SUPER BOWL WINNING QUARTERBACK AND FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES JOE MONTANA, and, slowly but surely, like in House of Cards, you'll rise up the political ranks again. You have also sworn to destroy Literal Gods Ben and Venus, because you're JOE MONTANA and you can do WHATEVER YOU WANT.

First, you've gotta escape this jail.

> Punch the wall as an attempt to destroy it, and escape to your freedom.

[calamityCons]

Again, luck is on your side as you and Venus absorbed enough energy to become actual gods. Sweet. The first thing you do is use your new DIVINE POWER to give your mortal forms a godly enhancement. Makeing them look like angels.
Ben and Venus: Clam that as gods your word goses above that of any mortal. Meaning that your word is law that all liveing beings must follow

[6 - Overwhelming Success]
BEN AND VENUS are now the ABSOLUTE GODS of the ASTRAL PLANE. However, they have not yet successfully TAKEN OVER THE WORLD back in the MATERIAL PLANE. Their superpowers and complete domination of the ASTRAL PLANE can have drastic consequences for any GHOSTS or SUPER GHOSTS that turn up.

You get some really kickass parties to celebrate.

Axe: Blow up.

[4 - Partial Success]
AXE has failed to BLOW UP and is now ON FIRE instead. They will survive for [6] posts before burning to death.

> Dried Dates: Be an accomplished firefighter. Punch the fire to death.

[1 - Epic Failure]
There are no DRIED DATES nor is there anymore fire to punch in any of the locations we are set in (BEN N VENUS VILLAGE, THE ASTRAL PLANE, or JAIL). Absolutely nothing happens.

> Punch the wall as an attempt to destroy it, and escape to your freedom.

[2 - Failure]
JOE punches the WALL of his JAIL CELL. Unfortunately. it is made of CONCRETE and his FIST is made of FLESH. It seems that after being IMPEACHED, his SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH previously demonstrated through TOSSING A FOOTBALL SUPER HARD has been REVOKED by the GOVERNMENT. His hand breaks from the force of the punch.

[pfeffer-29]

Axe: Acrobatic-pirouette into the nearest water source.

[MP the OP OG]

>Ben and Venus: create godly avatars that descend onto the mitral plane and demand that mortals bow to them.

[calamityCons]

Axe: Acrobatic-pirouette into the nearest water source.

[6 - Overwhelming Success]
Axe jumps into a BEAUTIFUL LAKE and thanks to their SMELLS GOOD attribute they picked up way back at the beginning of this silly adventure, the MERFOLK who live in that lake flock to them and make Axe their MONARCH. Axe is now the leader of the mer-people.

>Ben and Venus: create godly avatars that descend onto the mitral plane and demand that mortals bow to them.

[1 - Epic Failure]
Ben and Venus completely fail to interact with the MATERIAL PLANE with godly avatars and instead can only send a REALLY SHITTY MESSENGER into the world. This messenger is a GHOST and thus can't even deliver a post card to anyone in the material plane because of the limitations of BEING A GHOST.

[Sokota]

Joe: Plan A clearly didn't work. Let's try to convince the guard nearby to let you go.

[MP the OP OG]

Shit, that was a massive failure.
>Ben and Venus: send the high priest of your religion a message telling them to preach that everyone must do whatever we say and that we will only send him visions. So if anyone else clams that they reserved a vision from us they are lieing.