Caliborn is into vore

[Generalrabogolfo]

Ten thousand word essay on Terezi's oral fixation, how it ties into cherubic lore, and why that explains exactly why she'll be the Big Bad of HS2

Im working on in right now.

[Roxy]

A mysterious orange man sent me this a while back, I think it might be relevant now more than ever
VORE clock-min.png

So wait. The Vore label on the death clock is, as we can clearly see, on the center of the clock. This has more implications than we first expect. What implications? Remember, where does the hand lies when a death is considered neither just nor heroic? Exactly. The center. This means two things:
-Firstly, when a god tier player revives is because hes been, or will be, vored in the near future, (see John or Jake on the epilogues).
-Secondly, it is said than non permanent deahts are considered, by skaia's view of things, nonrelevant to the plot. That is to say, every death serves a purpose to the overall objective: create the Frog. So, basically, to create the Frog and achieve the ultimate reward, vore is, and will always be, necesary.

While overcomplicating a funny thread is inherently funny, this is simply too far. Vore death is a simple decision really and absolutely not its own catergory. Did you die getting vored fighting LE? Heroic. Did you die getting vored by a black hole AS LE? Just. Did you die getting vored by LE as a sensual activity mutally consented to by adults? Also Just you fucking villain there is no good vore death

[Generalrabogolfo]

A mysterious orange man sent me this a while back, I think it might be relevant now more than ever
VORE clock-min.png

So wait. The Vore label on the death clock is, as we can clearly see, on the center of the clock. This has more implications than we first expect. What implications? Remember, where does the hand lies when a death is considered neither just nor heroic? Exactly. The center. This means two things:
-Firstly, when a god tier player revives is because hes been, or will be, vored in the near future, (see John or Jake on the epilogues).
-Secondly, it is said than non permanent deahts are considered, by skaia's view of things, nonrelevant to the plot. That is to say, every death serves a purpose to the overall objective: create the Frog. So, basically, to create the Frog and achieve the ultimate reward, vore is, and will always be, necesary.

While overcomplicating a funny thread is inherently funny, this is simply too far. Vore death is a simple decision really and absolutely not its own catergory. Did you die getting vored fighting LE? Heroic. Did you die getting vored by a black hole AS LE? Just. Did you die getting vored by LE as a sensual activity mutally consented to by adults? Also Just you fucking villain there is no good vore death

theres no good vore death because youre not open minded you need to expand your horizons

[Roxy]

So wait. The Vore label on the death clock is, as we can clearly see, on the center of the clock. This has more implications than we first expect. What implications? Remember, where does the hand lies when a death is considered neither just nor heroic? Exactly. The center. This means two things:
-Firstly, when a god tier player revives is because hes been, or will be, vored in the near future, (see John or Jake on the epilogues).
-Secondly, it is said than non permanent deahts are considered, by skaia's view of things, nonrelevant to the plot. That is to say, every death serves a purpose to the overall objective: create the Frog. So, basically, to create the Frog and achieve the ultimate reward, vore is, and will always be, necesary.

While overcomplicating a funny thread is inherently funny, this is simply too far. Vore death is a simple decision really and absolutely not its own catergory. Did you die getting vored fighting LE? Heroic. Did you die getting vored by a black hole AS LE? Just. Did you die getting vored by LE as a sensual activity mutally consented to by adults? Also Just you fucking villain there is no good vore death

theres no good vore death because youre not open minded you need to expand your horizons

yknow what. yeah. sure. i'll expand my horizons to one (1) scenario. getting vored to death by a massivw bird of prey out of absolutely nowhere in an entirely narratively neutral context

[MorganMustDie]

the most important question no one's asked yet

out of caliborn or calliope
who would you rather be vored by

[calamityCons]

I would rather be vored by either of them, so I can burst out of their shared stomach like a chestburster, killing them both instantly.

[Generalrabogolfo]

the most important question no one's asked yet

out of caliborn or calliope
who would you rather be vored by

calliope so I can kick her from the inside to make her suffer as I die

[MorganMustDie]

the most important question no one's asked yet

out of caliborn or calliope
who would you rather be vored by

calliope so I can kick her from the inside to make her suffer as I die

what if that feeling is enjoyable to her

[Generalrabogolfo]

the most important question no one's asked yet

out of caliborn or calliope
who would you rather be vored by

calliope so I can kick her from the inside to make her suffer as I die

what if that feeling is enjoyable to her

I would expect Caliborn, not Calliope, to be into that kind of fetishism. But if I'm mistaken and she actually is well, I doubt she would like to have a sword cutting her from the inside

[MorganMustDie]

I would expect Caliborn, not Calliope, to be into that kind of fetishism. But if I'm mistaken and she actually is well, I doubt she would like to have a sword cutting her from the inside

I dunno, given her species tendency to violence, I really wouldn't put it past her...

[Generalrabogolfo]

I would expect Caliborn, not Calliope, to be into that kind of fetishism. But if I'm mistaken and she actually is well, I doubt she would like to have a sword cutting her from the inside

I dunno, given her species tendency to violence, I really wouldn't put it past her...

Well, it's one thing is bites and scratches and other thing is a sword through your digestive system y'know

[MorganMustDie]

Well, it's one thing is bites and scratches and other thing is a sword through your digestive system y'know

idk Cherub girls are kinda freaky uknowhatimsayin?

[BrobyDDark]

Well, it's one thing is bites and scratches and other thing is a sword through your digestive system y'know

idk Cherub girls are kinda freaky uknowhatimsayin?

[VASKA]

the most important question no one's asked yet

out of caliborn or calliope
who would you rather be vored by

i would happily be vored by alt calliope. what a babe. mommy material. digest me pls

[Generalrabogolfo]

Well, it's one thing is bites and scratches and other thing is a sword through your digestive system y'know

idk Cherub girls are kinda freaky uknowhatimsayin?

thats FALSE and I can prove with THE EPILOGUES

[Roxy]

Well, it's one thing is bites and scratches and other thing is a sword through your digestive system y'know

idk Cherub girls are kinda freaky uknowhatimsayin?

thats FALSE and I can prove with THE EPILOGUES

Idk about candy but nothing related happened in meat and we all know meat is the actual canon branch anyway

[MorganMustDie]

I mean, Calliope was supposed to represent the tamer, more constructive side of the fandom. If I wanted to be more on the nose, I'd say Callie is supposed to be the "tumblr girl" side of things.
As someone who used to be part of that group, I can confirm. They're into some weird shit. I wouldn't be surprised if Hussie took note of that.

[thorondraco]

I mean, Calliope was supposed to represent the tamer, more constructive side of the fandom. If I wanted to be more on the nose, I'd say Callie is supposed to be the "tumblr girl" side of things.
As someone who used to be part of that group, I can confirm. They're into some weird shit. I wouldn't be surprised if Hussie took note of that.

Weird headcanon.

Cherubs only eat cherubs they platonically hate and out of the deepest loathing and malice in their hearts, make them lesser than themselves. Literal shit.

Calliope hated her brother so much she litreally ate him, albeit part of it was to gain his energy and power for her own purposes.

[MorganMustDie]

Cherubs only eat cherubs they platonically hate and out of the deepest loathing and malice in their hearts, make them lesser than themselves. Literal shit.

Calliope hated her brother so much she litreally ate him, albeit part of it was to gain his energy and power for her own purposes.

So you're saying it's a practical fetish? You're only giving her more leeway to excuse being into freaky shit

[thorondraco]

Cherubs only eat cherubs they platonically hate and out of the deepest loathing and malice in their hearts, make them lesser than themselves. Literal shit.

Calliope hated her brother so much she litreally ate him, albeit part of it was to gain his energy and power for her own purposes.

So you're saying it's a practical fetish? You're only giving her more leeway to excuse being into freaky shit

Saying its removed entirely from fetishes and sex. it is defiling their enemy.