Can we please talk about forum signatures?

[S_O]

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Ok, nobody really fucking cares about this, but I think is a fair topic to chat about.
I was browsing in some forums lately, mostly seeing posts in this forum, and I notice something.
How ass is some users signatures.

You are free to put anything you like/thinks is cool in your signature. Funny images, links, your website, some jokes etc. But for god sake, don't let your signature take 80% of the space from your post.
Hurts me from inside, read posts with 1 phrase and a ULTRA LARGE IMAGE in the signature. It's even worse when the user posts and reply a lot on a topic, making the experience nasty, because I have to see the same image like 10 times in the same web page.

So please, make a good signature, something with more width than height, like a banner, some stamps. I don't know, just don't put a shitty 1000x1000 image of your favorite character in every post you make.

[BrobyDDark]

yeah man

[S_O]

Okay, I see you just trying to PISS ME OFF. This isn't going to work buddy.
Because this worthless behavior don't ever gonna surpass my defenses for little pranksters like you.

Your new signature just shows your lack of compassion for the members of this forum... No, not only the members, everyone, even the guests.

You think your acts don't affect anyone, but it does. Imagine trying to chat a person that is like this???

It sucks, right?
You and the others are no different, and you, BDD, is even WORSE, because you're trying to make fun of me when I'm doing a important statement for THE COMMUNITY.
Remember, when JESUS was trying to share his divine peace words to people, and then the jewish say like "nah bro, let's kill this mf".
DON'T GET ME WRONG, I'm not comparing me to jesus, or being antisemitic... But... Did you get it? Please don't get me wrong it was just a metaphor...

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I can see your are a more longer member are than me, so you should understand me, reading long topics, seeing many posts, reading long or short sentences...
And people with shitty signatures, just... It's like twitter kpoppers posting their korean idol reaction "meme" in every tweet.
It's like saturday morning, when you wanna cook some cakes, but your grandma is stupid and didn't teach you how cook some, so you went on a recipes website to see DELICIOUS CAKES, but every fucking ingredient is divided by a big ass AD, making you get angry as fuck, because you are losing your focus seeing amazon custom ads showing your interests on cute socks and latex clothes.
And you end up killing your grandma or something shocking like that I don't know... Just... Reconsider your life choices...