calamityCons wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:38 pm
You are a wonderful boon to this entire forum and I love everything you made us for gristmas.
Combine Vaporwave Poster || John’s suit
You make the aptly titled VAPORWAVE SUIT.
This... doesn't look as cool as you thought it would. You kind of look like a Candyland character that represents turkish delights.
RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:17 pm
What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick
And thusly STRIDES SLIRK is born.
1/??? EXTENDED BRODIAC MEMBERS FOUND
classpectanon wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:11 pm
(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball
You make the MAGIC EXPOS8 BALL.
Or... you WOULD have made it. Because for some reason this actually costs grist, unlike everything else here! It costs a sizeable amount of some grist you've never heard of. You just display it on the HOLOPAD instead.
Maybe this is all because it is ridiculously overpowered and could answer ALL questions about Homestuck, all for just a shake.
Membo336 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 pm
Mayor’s Outfit || Spongebob BAND-AIDS
You make the RAG OF SPONGES.
You feel a little infantilized wearing this, because you are a GROWN ASS CARAPACIAN and not some kind of baby who is comfortable being emblazoned with childish imagery.
Membo336 wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 pm
Colonel Sassacre’s DToMFaPJ || Dad Egbert’s Suit
God, I hope no one notices the typo.
You make the DAUNTING SUIT OF VOGUISH FRIVOLITY AND IMPRACTICAL FASHION.
It rocks!! It is so stylish, it could probably kill a cat with how cool it looks.
egg wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:11 am
Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Ver.) && Unbreakable Katana
You make PONY PALS - SWORD VARIANT.
Wow. This is probably the shittiest thing you've ever held. And you've held physical jpg artifacts.
To read this thing, you'd have to pace all about, and then when you've read the 4 or so lines of text, you'd have to flip the super long yet super thin page, and then rinse and repeat.
magnanimousLad wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:51 am
Presuming that the door has been opened for the Alchemization of living creatures, Vriska Serket && Magic Cue Ball
Because imbuing Vriska with the omnipotence of Doc Scratch is a good way to completely doom a timeline, as far as I'm concerned.
You make VRISCUE BALLKET.
She's got all of the knowledge. ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!
eldritchCorvus wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:58 am
(Alchemiter && Transmaterializer) && (fourth wall && command console)
You make the ULTRATRANSMATERIALCHEMITER. It is both a monster and a mouthful.
It can create any object, given it has the carved dowel for it, and then it can send that to ANY PLACE at ANY TIME, both "in" and "out" of the FOURTH WALL. And then also you can send one of those exile-brain-messages to whoever receives the object. And also you guess it would be able to TAKE things, too.
It's super useful, pretty much. Well, it would be, if you ever needed to send or take something, instructions given. But you won't, because you're currently trapped (?) in ALCHEMY PURGATORY. Or maybe it's more like ALCHEMY HEAVEN?
rookie1978 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:23 pm
Problem Sleuth Poster || Unbreakable Katana
You make the CANDY CORN CUTTER. Now both of the Striders have sleuth swords. They're like birds of a feather, pun not intended, be it from Davesprite, the Chosen Arbitor, or what else have you.
Brandibee wrote: ↑Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:50 pm
Brain in a jar && Fruit Gushers
Yes I am evil
You make the FORMALDEHYDE FUN GUSHERS.
Yeah these will probably kill you if you eat them.