Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by classpectanon » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:11 pm

(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Membo336 » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 pm

Mayor’s Outfit || Spongebob BAND-AIDS
Colonel Sassacre’s DToMFaPJ || Dad Egbert’s Suit

Really loving these sick outfits.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by egg » Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:11 am

Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Ver.) && Unbreakable Katana
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by magnanimousLad » Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:51 am

Presuming that the door has been opened for the Alchemization of living creatures, Vriska Serket && Magic Cue Ball

Because imbuing Vriska with the omnipotence of Doc Scratch is a good way to completely doom a timeline, as far as I'm concerned.
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by eldritchCorvus » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:58 am

(Alchemiter && Transmaterializer) && (fourth wall && command console)
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by rookie1978 » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:23 pm

Problem Sleuth Poster || Unbreakable Katana
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Brandibee » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:50 pm

Brain in a jar && Fruit Gushers

Yes I am evil :cal:
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by livingNingyo » Fri Dec 27, 2019 9:57 am

I love it all so much!!

Thank you for the wonderful Christmas gift!!
For you are true and destined prince ♒
And my sword is by your side
I will fight for you in glory until I die

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:07 am

calamityCons wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:38 pm
You are a wonderful boon to this entire forum and I love everything you made us for gristmas.

Combine Vaporwave Poster || John’s suit
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You make the aptly titled VAPORWAVE SUIT.

This... doesn't look as cool as you thought it would. You kind of look like a Candyland character that represents turkish delights.
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:17 pm
What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick
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And thusly STRIDES SLIRK is born.

1/??? EXTENDED BRODIAC MEMBERS FOUND
classpectanon wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:11 pm
(aranea's exposition stand && rose's exposition book) || magic 8 ball
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You make the MAGIC EXPOS8 BALL.

Or... you WOULD have made it. Because for some reason this actually costs grist, unlike everything else here! It costs a sizeable amount of some grist you've never heard of. You just display it on the HOLOPAD instead.

Maybe this is all because it is ridiculously overpowered and could answer ALL questions about Homestuck, all for just a shake.
Membo336 wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 pm
Mayor’s Outfit || Spongebob BAND-AIDS
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You make the RAG OF SPONGES.

You feel a little infantilized wearing this, because you are a GROWN ASS CARAPACIAN and not some kind of baby who is comfortable being emblazoned with childish imagery.
Membo336 wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:56 pm
Colonel Sassacre’s DToMFaPJ || Dad Egbert’s Suit
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God, I hope no one notices the typo.

You make the DAUNTING SUIT OF VOGUISH FRIVOLITY AND IMPRACTICAL FASHION.

It rocks!! It is so stylish, it could probably kill a cat with how cool it looks.
egg wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 4:11 am
Pony Pals: Detective Pony (Dirk Ver.) && Unbreakable Katana
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You make PONY PALS - SWORD VARIANT.

Wow. This is probably the shittiest thing you've ever held. And you've held physical jpg artifacts.

To read this thing, you'd have to pace all about, and then when you've read the 4 or so lines of text, you'd have to flip the super long yet super thin page, and then rinse and repeat.
magnanimousLad wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 7:51 am
Presuming that the door has been opened for the Alchemization of living creatures, Vriska Serket && Magic Cue Ball

Because imbuing Vriska with the omnipotence of Doc Scratch is a good way to completely doom a timeline, as far as I'm concerned.
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You make VRISCUE BALLKET.

She's got all of the knowledge. ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!
eldritchCorvus wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:58 am
(Alchemiter && Transmaterializer) && (fourth wall && command console)
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You make the ULTRATRANSMATERIALCHEMITER. It is both a monster and a mouthful.

It can create any object, given it has the carved dowel for it, and then it can send that to ANY PLACE at ANY TIME, both "in" and "out" of the FOURTH WALL. And then also you can send one of those exile-brain-messages to whoever receives the object. And also you guess it would be able to TAKE things, too.

It's super useful, pretty much. Well, it would be, if you ever needed to send or take something, instructions given. But you won't, because you're currently trapped (?) in ALCHEMY PURGATORY. Or maybe it's more like ALCHEMY HEAVEN?
rookie1978 wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:23 pm
Problem Sleuth Poster || Unbreakable Katana
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You make the CANDY CORN CUTTER. Now both of the Striders have sleuth swords. They're like birds of a feather, pun not intended, be it from Davesprite, the Chosen Arbitor, or what else have you.
Brandibee wrote:
Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:50 pm
Brain in a jar && Fruit Gushers

Yes I am evil :cal:
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You make the FORMALDEHYDE FUN GUSHERS.

Yeah these will probably kill you if you eat them.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by rookie1978 » Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:59 am

HAL 9000 || Fancy Santa
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Membo336 » Tue Dec 31, 2019 4:41 am

Harlequin Doll && Eldritch Princess Doll && Lil Cal && Bec
Clown Poster && Wizard Statue && Smuppet && Firearm

:cal: :cal: :cal: :cal: :cal: :cal:

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by calamityCons » Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:13 am

Jade needs some new clothes too! The Felt Poster && Pool Table || Jade’s clothes

Also John and Dad standing next to each other in ridiculously colored suits is the cutest goddamn thingp
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#ReviveSpadesSlick #WVForNarrativeRelevance

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by egg » Tue Dec 31, 2019 1:44 pm

Fancy Santa && Lil' Cal
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by RoyalFiddle » Tue Dec 31, 2019 6:28 pm

Radical Dude 42 wrote:
Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:07 am
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:17 pm
What a glorious Gristmas this is. I'm real thankful for this thread, no lie. Anyway, my combob is... lets get weird with it, do whatever the fuck Dave did to get his brain but instead with Dirk, and then && with Spades Slick
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And thusly STRIDES SLIRK is born.

1/??? EXTENDED BRODIAC MEMBERS FOUND
Well shit, now I need to collect every Brodiac member. To do so, I probably need to start, from the very first introduced character in Homestuck, on towards the very last. (If only because this has gotta be totally fucking up his ult. self and I find that hilarious.)

John Egbert || Dirk Brain
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
>:]

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue Dec 31, 2019 7:00 pm

Lil Cal && Caliborn

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by ThePungeonMaster » Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:43 am

Wait... how far can we go with the people combinations?
John Egbert && Vriska Serket
June X Vriska is the best ship.

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by rookie1978 » Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:42 pm

ThePungeonMaster wrote:
Wed Jan 01, 2020 1:43 am
Wait... how far can we go with the people combinations?
John Egbert && Vriska Serket
Noooooooooo!
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Jan 01, 2020 5:59 pm

Jesus poor John everyone is combinulating him at this point
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
>:]

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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by Nep » Wed Jan 01, 2020 6:45 pm

Combine TECTRIXCALIBUR and HAMMER

Combine Indiana Jones Poster || White Suit
Forum's Certified Nep. :nepball: || Rogue of Heart
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Re: Alchemy Thread Thing: It's Recombinatin' Time!

Post by eldritchCorvus » Thu Jan 02, 2020 1:25 pm

cruxtruder and punch designix and jumper block extension and totem lathe and ectobiology lab thing that makes the slime and puts in those tubes
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