Why don't they just prototype lord english

[[[[ven]

Then they just need to prototype someone who isn't much like him, and then the sprite will split and lord english will be actually dead! crisis averted.

[recklessWizard]

yeah it gets complicated
in the end it probably would make things a whole lot worse

[JakeMorph]

probably because sprites are ghosts which seek out the dead and the doomed. and english is like the exact opposite of that