Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:58 pm
A thread all about the milfs of Homestuck! I'll start: Mom Lalonde is hot and I want her to sit on me
MOM LALONDE IS SO HOT GUYS
I CAN'T
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:03 pm
MOM LALONDE IS SO HOT GUYS
I CAN'T
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:07 pm
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:49 pm
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:55 pm
Mom Lalonde is top tier and nobody can prove otherwise
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:39 pm
Horny motherfuckers
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:56 pm
Mom lalonde and Fishbitch rank up high.
Grown up Jade goes there too.
Grown up Jade goes there too.
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:23 pm
The Dolorosa is the founder of the M.O.H (milfs of homestuck) empire I do not take criticism on this. Mom Lalonde comes second to that but we should also put our hands together and admit that Adult Rose was pretty damn hot.
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:10 am
I don't know if it's a symptom of some underlying issues, but WQ has really got it going on
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Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:20 am
What about that Mindfang though? Terrible person, just a trash fire in the shape of a troll, but *Whistle*
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:16 am
mother grub. i think the stats support me on this one
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:06 am
alright alright alright... get this.
one of the only non-human characters that classify as a milf. the connections are iffy but my love for the maryam's reigns triumphant.
the dolorosa.
tell me that you don't just wish you could be kankri in her arms. if i were to be honest, i think i may have a crush on all three of the maryam's. is that my serket showing up? i hope not. i only like vriska. i don't want to kin aranea. aranea bad. manipulative. anyway.
on a counterpoint to this though, imagine...
alpha vriska and alpha kanaya as milves
one of the only non-human characters that classify as a milf. the connections are iffy but my love for the maryam's reigns triumphant.
the dolorosa.
tell me that you don't just wish you could be kankri in her arms. if i were to be honest, i think i may have a crush on all three of the maryam's. is that my serket showing up? i hope not. i only like vriska. i don't want to kin aranea. aranea bad. manipulative. anyway.
on a counterpoint to this though, imagine...
alpha vriska and alpha kanaya as milves
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:32 am
The Baddest Bitch in the Galaxy is technically Feferi's mom, and the Mother of the Alternian Empire.
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:57 am
Dat Thigh Gapseerofheart wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:32 am
The Baddest Bitch in the Galaxy is technically Feferi's mom, and the Mother of the Alternian Empire.
mwah
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:50 pm
Flame_Warp wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:20 amWhat about that Mindfang though? Terrible person, just a trash fire in the shape of a troll, but *Whistle*
Yes
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:59 pm
epilogue jane counts.
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:43 pm
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:29 am
These are the worst words I've ever read with my own two eyes
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 8:30 am
She's more of an M than a MILF. Would not fuck, chick is crazy.
Re: Milfs of Homestuck
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:40 pm
Rookie I beg you, don't stick your dick in genocidal crazy