Hey there! I'm working on a functional model of Alternian history.
From official sources, is there anything here I forgot?
(Also, to be clear, when I'm talking about "official sources", I'm including not only the Homestuck webcomic proper, but also all of Hussie's declarations, Paradox Space, The Homestuck Epilogues, Hiveswap, Pesterquest, Friendsim, Homestuck^2... I don't consider "Dubious Canon" or "Beyond Canon" as non-official. To me those are all official and canon.)
- Thousands of years OR tens of thousands of years OR hundreds of thousands of years OR millions of years in the past: The Condesce lands on Alternia on a SBURB meteor
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- The Sufferer's life and execution, Dolorosa becomes a slave
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- The events around Mindfang, Dolorosa, Redglare etc
("Many sweeps" later)
- The Summoner's Rebellion
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- Fiduspawn bubble crash
("Roughly 300 years" later)
- The events of Hiveswap
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- The events of Hivebent, the Reckoning and the Vast Glub.
- The Exiles arrive on the post-Reckoning planet and become the Midnight Crew.
Spades Slick, leader of the team, triggers the birth and growth of the big Midnight City.
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- The Felt reaches Midnight City and becomes a rival gang to the Midnight Crew.
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- Most of the Felt and Midnight Crew die in a gang war.
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- 612 solar sweeps after the Vast Glub: The Condesce lands on Alternia, inherits the powers of the Handmaid, and enters Lord English' service.
(An unknown amount of time passes)
- Spades Slick kills Snowman, bringing the end of the universe.