Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

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Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by Endater » Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:53 pm

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As you can see, I have undeniable PROOF of troll nipples.
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by harmoniousCalamity » Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:12 am

i cant because you're correct
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by musicalEmpathist » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am

Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
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Post by luigi » Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:08 am

:andrew: :andrew: :andrew: :andrew: :andrew: :andrew: Hussie knew what he was doing when he gave them nipples
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Post by BrobyDDark » Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:00 pm

musicalEmpathist wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am
Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Bulges and nooks are also female exclusive. Female trolls are shaped like grimace, and have backwards protuberances much like he does. Nooks, in the same vein, are the chicken-beast nugget receptacle located somewhere between their shoulders and their waist.

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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by Endater » Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pm

musicalEmpathist wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am
Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
I'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong though
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by luigi » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pm

Endater wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pm
musicalEmpathist wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am
Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
I'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong though
I thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by Endater » Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:58 pm

luigi wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pm
Endater wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pm
musicalEmpathist wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am
Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
I'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong though
I thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.
Do you sniff vaginas or do you sniff asses?

Plot twist: the nook is the urethra
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by luigi » Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:51 pm

Endater wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:58 pm
Do you sniff vaginas or do you sniff asses?
I mean, both and none? Idk
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Post by syrupsand » Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:17 am

imagine sucking a trolls nipple and it squirts out fucking cum
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by luigi » Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:24 am

:what:
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by harmoniousCalamity » Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:55 am

syrupsand wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:17 am
imagine sucking a trolls nipple and it squirts out fucking cum
imagine being a troll, and knowing that your massive tits are only because you're holding a crap ton of cum in there, terrible.
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by luigi » Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:08 pm

harmoniousCalamity wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:55 am
syrupsand wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:17 am
imagine sucking a trolls nipple and it squirts out fucking cum
imagine being a troll, and knowing that your massive tits are only because you're holding a crap ton of cum in there, terrible.
:lime: terrible
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by musicalEmpathist » Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:39 am

luigi wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pm
I thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.
I'm almost certain I've read somewhere that trolls don't really have differentiation between biological sexes? That they have both a nook and a bulge, and only some have breasts (for reasons unknown since they obviously don't produce milk). Maybe that was a headcanon I read somewhere but I've always been under the assumption that trolls are biologically agender but choose to present in one way or another. It makes sense that they'd all at least have bulges considering every troll mature enough to mate must provide genetic material for the Slurry, and since I'd assume they don't have uteruses (because they don't produce their own offspring) a humanoid vagina would be functionally useless for that task- there are no eggs to produce, and vaginal secretions don't provide any sort of genetic material in the same way sperm does.
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:46 pm

musicalEmpathist wrote:
Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:39 am
luigi wrote:
Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pm
I thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.
I'm almost certain I've read somewhere that trolls don't really have differentiation between biological sexes? That they have both a nook and a bulge, and only some have breasts (for reasons unknown since they obviously don't produce milk). Maybe that was a headcanon I read somewhere but I've always been under the assumption that trolls are biologically agender but choose to present in one way or another. It makes sense that they'd all at least have bulges considering every troll mature enough to mate must provide genetic material for the Slurry, and since I'd assume they don't have uteruses (because they don't produce their own offspring) a humanoid vagina would be functionally useless for that task- there are no eggs to produce, and vaginal secretions don't provide any sort of genetic material in the same way sperm does.
That is most certainly headcanon. There is certainly a way that Trolls differ by gender, hence females having mammary mounds.

The slurry doesn't seem like a natural part of troll reproduction- there's no way this species was born to have robots beat them up unless they splooge into a bucket, likely that's just a way to control the population. Also, John and Terezi do it in the Epilogues, which could imply some form of analogous parts.

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Post by AsherCrane » Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pm

Though I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.

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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by luigi » Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:39 pm

AsherCrane wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pm
Though I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.
Makes you wonder what the hell they're for.
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Post by BrobyDDark » Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:40 pm

luigi wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:39 pm
AsherCrane wrote:
Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pm
Though I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.
Makes you wonder what the hell they're for.
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Post by syrupsand » Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:35 am

luigi wrote:
Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:24 am
:what:
ok im sorry for that
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Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind

Post by Tenebris_Emeraldwing » Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:42 pm

I've seen enough, facts are facts.
Troll nipples are canon.
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