Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 11:53 pm
As you can see, I have undeniable PROOF of troll nipples.
As you can see, I have undeniable PROOF of troll nipples.
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As you can see, I have undeniable PROOF of troll nipples.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:12 am
i cant because you're correct
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 am
Okay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 10:08 am
Hussie knew what he was doing when he gave them nipplesRe: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:00 pm
Bulges and nooks are also female exclusive. Female trolls are shaped like grimace, and have backwards protuberances much like he does. Nooks, in the same vein, are the chicken-beast nugget receptacle located somewhere between their shoulders and their waist.musicalEmpathist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 amOkay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pm
I'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong thoughmusicalEmpathist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 amOkay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pm
I thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.Endater wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pmI'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong thoughmusicalEmpathist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 amOkay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:58 pm
Do you sniff vaginas or do you sniff asses?luigi wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 3:02 pmI thought nooks were vaginas, and bulges were dicks.Endater wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:42 pmI'm pretty sure nooks are butts. Could be wrong thoughmusicalEmpathist wrote: ↑Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:20 amOkay yes, I can accept this. But the real discourse concerns the existence and anatomy of bulges and nooks- >.>
Plot twist: the nook is the urethra
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:51 pm
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:17 am
imagine sucking a trolls nipple and it squirts out fucking cum
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 8:24 am
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:55 am
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 12:08 pm
harmoniousCalamity wrote: ↑Thu Apr 15, 2021 10:55 amimagine being a troll, and knowing that your massive tits are only because you're holding a crap ton of cum in there, terrible.
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Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:39 am
I'm almost certain I've read somewhere that trolls don't really have differentiation between biological sexes? That they have both a nook and a bulge, and only some have breasts (for reasons unknown since they obviously don't produce milk). Maybe that was a headcanon I read somewhere but I've always been under the assumption that trolls are biologically agender but choose to present in one way or another. It makes sense that they'd all at least have bulges considering every troll mature enough to mate must provide genetic material for the Slurry, and since I'd assume they don't have uteruses (because they don't produce their own offspring) a humanoid vagina would be functionally useless for that task- there are no eggs to produce, and vaginal secretions don't provide any sort of genetic material in the same way sperm does.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 12:46 pm
That is most certainly headcanon. There is certainly a way that Trolls differ by gender, hence females having mammary mounds.musicalEmpathist wrote: ↑Fri Apr 16, 2021 9:39 amI'm almost certain I've read somewhere that trolls don't really have differentiation between biological sexes? That they have both a nook and a bulge, and only some have breasts (for reasons unknown since they obviously don't produce milk). Maybe that was a headcanon I read somewhere but I've always been under the assumption that trolls are biologically agender but choose to present in one way or another. It makes sense that they'd all at least have bulges considering every troll mature enough to mate must provide genetic material for the Slurry, and since I'd assume they don't have uteruses (because they don't produce their own offspring) a humanoid vagina would be functionally useless for that task- there are no eggs to produce, and vaginal secretions don't provide any sort of genetic material in the same way sperm does.
The slurry doesn't seem like a natural part of troll reproduction- there's no way this species was born to have robots beat them up unless they splooge into a bucket, likely that's just a way to control the population. Also, John and Terezi do it in the Epilogues, which could imply some form of analogous parts.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pm
Though I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:39 pm
Makes you wonder what the hell they're for.AsherCrane wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pmThough I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2021 7:40 pm
aestheticsluigi wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 4:39 pmMakes you wonder what the hell they're for.AsherCrane wrote: ↑Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:58 pmThough I don't feel like looking it up, Arquiusprire mentioned at some point that Troll breasts canonically do not produce milk, I know that.
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:35 am
Re: Troll Nipples are REAL. Change my mind
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:42 pm
I've seen enough, facts are facts.
Troll nipples are canon.
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Troll nipples are canon.
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