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ANITA: UTILIZE YOUR MEDITATIVE STATE AND NON-LINEAR TEMPORAL STATE TO SUMMON YOUR SPIRIT STEED

>Sean Evans, Host of Hot Ones: Attempt to find spicy sauce.

>Ben and Venus: comand the angel to demand that all other country's submit to our holy rule

egg wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 13, 2020 8:29 pm

>Demons: Produce a sexy sexy demon-dolphin hybrid baby.

[5 - Success]
The DEMON DOLPHIN HYBRID has been created! She has the powers of both a DEMON and a DOLPHIN, with NONE OF THE WEAKNESSES! What will the name of this young woman be?

VASKA wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 7:19 am

ANITA: UTILIZE YOUR MEDITATIVE STATE AND NON-LINEAR TEMPORAL STATE TO SUMMON YOUR SPIRIT STEED

[1 - Epic Failure]
ANITA doesn’t HAVE a SPIRIT STEED! Instead, she accidentally DESTABILIZES THE TEMPORAL SYNCHRONICITY OF EVERY STEED ANIMAL ON THE PLANET! Oxen, horses, elephants, and any other animal historically used as a STEED is now JUST LIKE HER, a few moments separated from time. This accumulates and now tons of traditional farms, ecosystems, ranches, rodeos and other steed related sporting events have NO CLUE WHAT JUST HAPPENED.

An entire horse racing ring in the US starts a riot after all the horses disappear and their riders got flung onto the ground, earning severe injuries. ANITA is now surrounded by confused and frightened steeds. They do not know her and are kind of mad that they can’t eat food properly due to temporal destabilization.

Oddhi wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 9:45 am

>Sean Evans, Host of Hot Ones: Attempt to find spicy sauce.

[1 - Epic Failure]
There is no longer any such thing as spicy sauce. All spices of the world have lost their zest completely. INDIAN CUISINE RESTAURANTS are in disarray as the people coming to them in search of SPICY SAUCE are disappointed. Many of them close up shop to deal with this radical shift in their culinary repertoire.

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:17 pm

>Ben and Venus: comand the angel to demand that all other country's submit to our holy rule

[3 - Partial Failure]
The angel demands the other country submits to the rule of Ben and Venus. The country in question fails to pay attention because they are dealing simultaneous LOSS OF EVERY HORSE AND EQUINE QUADRUPED AND ALSO ELEPHANT of the world, as well as the MYSTERIOUS DELETION OF SPICINESS FROM ALL FOODS OF THE WORLD. They decide those are bigger priorities than anything else.

THE NUKE IS ABOUT TO LAND!!!!

>Sean Evans, Host of Hot Ones: Curse the gods for lack of spicy sauce.

ANITA: LOCAL YOUR FELLOW TEMPORALLY DISPLACED HORSES AND TRAIN THEM IN CHAN BUDDHISM, CREATING A POWERFUL MASTER-STUDENT BOND

Ben and Venus: use you divine powers to create new horses and tell everyone that they'll get a free horse If they obey you.