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Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:55 pm
by syrupsand
Or like......








daaaaaaaammmmnnnn...........

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 8:20 pm
by finallyDeme
guys i really need to study can you stop summoning satan for like half an hour

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:26 am
by syrupsand
We stopped for 2 months and 9 days. I told you to not take drugs man.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 10:12 am
by vellinothewitch
Hey guys I'm new here, hope you don't mind me joining your sorofraternity. I work hard and I play hard.

My dad's the manager of laser moon so if you guys behave I might be able to get us free Laser Tag games ;)

DOMINATORS FOREVA

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2020 3:22 pm
by finallyDeme
yooo, laser tag? sign me up

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:34 am
by Sugar
Hey, nobody should use the bathroom for like an hour or two. I sprayed air freshener, but it didn't really work. Left the window open, though.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2020 3:35 am
by aspiringWatcher
Can all of you stop being weird for a second because at this point we'll have to defenestrate the landlord if they show up?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:00 pm
by misery
Who IS the Landlord?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 6:18 pm
by 23toedbasket
misery wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 2:00 pm
Who IS the Landlord?
ME! I AM THE

*pukes purple*

LANDLORD.

GIVE ME YOUR RENT, IT's uh... one, too, for, nein, twenny... uh

SIX HUNNERD BUCKS EACH

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 5:23 pm
by finallyDeme
I summoned Satan, we COULD just kill our landlord.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 8:17 pm
by PilotBlackSmith
Party Rock!
Yeah
Wooo!
Let's go!
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time (yeah)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (woo)
Everybody just have a good time (clap)
Party rock is in the house tonight (oh)
Everybody just have a good time (I can feel it baby)
And we gon' make you lose your mind (yeaH)
We just wanna see you
Shake that!

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 8:23 pm
by 0verandoverandover
*casually walks out of a corner hidden enough that no one realized i was here*

Hey whats going on here

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:19 pm
by vellinothewitch
*stabs landlord, drags him to apartment 16 on floor 16, asks residents to let me in, throws landlord off 16th story balcony, watches the splat as he hits the ground

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 7:40 pm
by PilotBlackSmith
vellinothewitch wrote:
Sun Nov 08, 2020 6:19 pm
*stabs landlord, drags him to apartment 16 on floor 16, asks residents to let me in, throws landlord off 16th story balcony, watches the splat as he hits the ground
*gets hit by the falling landlord in the head and dies*

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 3:47 pm
by terezis_gay_lusus
*picks up the body of the fallen landlord and carries him inside, placing him carefully on the couch in order to scare the next roommate*

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 8:53 pm
by Endater
*Plays bagpipes in honor of the fallen landlored*

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 10:07 pm
by MP the OP OG
yo, someone spilled some liquid on the floor and now my sock is wet, who the fuck wants to die?

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 12:53 am
by clippycat
I'm sorry man. I spilled the 'ever-wet' liquid detergent on the floor while doing laundry this morning. You may want to just buy a new sock. Or a new foot.

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:00 pm
by gardenAgnostic
hey guys. dont use the bathroom. i absolutely bombed it. like totally fucked it up. its a biohazard in there

Re: A thread where we pretend we're all college roommates

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:46 pm
by Aeroplane
Can you guys keep it fucking quiet out there? I'm trying to listen to Brian Wilson Presents: SMiLE in here!