Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Bet. You are super strong, but your muscles are so huge you can't move.

I want the power to turn inside out or outside in, I always forget.

alright. you get the power to turn inside-out, but this violently and painfully kills you immediately upon the first time you use it.

i want the power to write a good comic people will talk about for years after its ending.

Granted:

I want the power to at a random point in time combust. Just combust. At a random point. Preferably when it is most inconvenient for me.

When you combust, a femboy catboy with your face and name takes your place and everuone believes theyre you.

Want deathnote but instead of killing them, it forces them to read homestuck.

alright. you get the homestucknote. it makes whoever you write down read homestuck (for better or for worse, this also kills them.)

i want the power to breathe in space.