Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

It works like this. You choose a superpower, and the person below choose a downside/side effect. Simple. Understandable. Facil. Sencillo. Trivago.

My superpower is to see through walls.

The radiation that would be necessary to allow this gives you cancer within seconds.

I want the power of unchecked cell-growth

All the growths are canaserus

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere on a whim

The displaced oxygen messes with your molecules and mutates you repeatedly every time you teleport, eventually becoming a Cronenberg Monster.

I wish for the power to turn invisible.

You are blind whenever you turn invisible. Light must be absorbed by one's pupils to be observed, and this can't happen properly if they're not black. If you are to fight crime while invisible, you must become Daredevil. (Which is actually pretty cool.)

I wish for the power to punch things real hard and make them explode!

your explosions also affect you, so you can only use it if you want to die.

i want the superpower of being unvulnerable to electricity.

Granted, your body becomes entirely resistant to any kind of electricity. Unfortunately, your brain - as do all human brains - runs entirely on electrical signals. Your mystical powers ensure that these electrical signals immediately short out, meaning your brain no longer functions, and you slip into a catatonic state.

I wanna shapeshift into anything I want!!

You can be whatever you want, but you are cursed to only ever want to be Jim Belushi.

I wish for the superpower of being able to remove downsides from superpowers.

Your superpower is granted. However, the monkey's paw curls its finger more often than not for you.

I wish I was incredibly smart.

Sure, but you overload your brain's memory, causing you to rapidly lose knowledge of things when you consume more knowledge, pushing out important things and memories such as knowing how to walk or remember8ng graduation.

I wish I had the power to not stand out if I don't want to.

No one ever notices you again.

I wish I could convince anyone of anything

you can only say lies.

my superpower is the superpower of always being right.

You can only speak lies.

I wish I never had to sleep, and always felt well rested.

You never have to sleep again becuse you are dead

I wish I was bulletproof

you cant get penetrated by anything. so you cant get operations and/or vaccines.

my superpower is to see as far as the curvature of the earth allows me.

You find out the Earth is flat.

I want to be able to turn completely invincible whenever I want, becoming completely resistant to every force trying to act on me.

Once you turn invisible you can't turn back

I wish I could control blood

The electrical and muscular forces of your own body also do not affect you, turning you into a statue.

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:01 pm

Once you turn invisible you can't turn back

I wish I could control blood

you can control your blood, which means that once you fall sleep and youre not controling it the blood preasure drops to 0

i want the superpower of seeing through walls

MP the OP OG wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:01 pm

Once you turn invisible you can't turn back

I wrote invincible, not invisible

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:57 pm

i want the superpower of seeing through walls

you can see through walls but not eletrical cables, pipes, support strucutres and anything else between walls
not only that but you cant choose a single wall to see through so you end up just seeing through all of them