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Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:51 am
by BrobyDDark
Granted. You gain all of Hussie's talents, as well as his Unreasonably Large Lips which are a talent all on their own
I wish for more Incel fish in the comic, so I can make more dumb incel fish memes
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:17 pm
by Oddhi
Granted. Homestuck is now far worse than it would have been without them.
I wish that Hussie would tell me a bedtime story.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:10 pm
by MP the OP OG
Granted. Everyone in it dies and you end up tratuised becuse of it
I wish people understood my irony
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:03 pm
by SinkingSailor
granted. They can no longer understand anything else you say EXCEPT your irony.
i wish i could write every homestuck character really well
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 6:53 pm
by RoyalFiddle
You can write every Homestuck character really well, but that's all you can do. Any time you try to create new characters, they always seem to end up being the same as a Homestuck character.
I wish to be transportalized into Rose's loving arms
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:30 pm
by MorganMustDie
Granted, you are transportalized into the arms of grimdark Rose, and she kills you on the spot.
I wish I could hold Karkat's hand
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:57 pm
by BrobyDDark
Granted. Hope you like severed hands!
I wish for more canon Johnrezi
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:34 am
by galileanTactician
Granted! They now have an intense and passionate Kismesitude!
I wish for From Software to make a Dark Souls style Homestuck game.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 9:34 am
by MP the OP OG
Granted its short and buggy as fuck
I wish for the ability to speed up time
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 5:55 pm
by Jxkyz
Granted, you can speed it up with about 1 + 1/10^100 times the speed.
I wish to learn how to skate
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:08 pm
by PilotBlackSmith
Granted, but nobody cares because skating isn't a trend anymore
I wish Homestuck ended at game over
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:21 pm
by aspiringWatcher
PilotBlackSmith wrote: ↑Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:08 pm
Granted, but nobody cares because skating isn't a trend anymore
I wish Homestuck ended at game over
Granted. Homestuck ends at game over and we never hear about new Homestuck content again, or new Hussie content, at all.
I wish for a working Sburb copy.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:36 pm
by BrobyDDark
Granted. It's a working copy of SBURB, and your session doesn't matter.
I wish trolls weren't so DUMB
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:40 pm
by MP the OP OG
Congrats all trolls are fucking uber-geniuses. The use their new acquired LIMITLES KNOLEGE to build a device that lets them teleport to you and kill you.
I wish I was smart
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:05 pm
by Sokota
Granted. Your brain becomes so huge and filled with all the knowledge in the world, it explodes and you die.
I wish I got accepted into Harvard.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 10:33 pm
by SinkingSailor
Granted. It's an alternate version hellvard that only has trigonometry. And you are physically incapable of leaving. At all.
I wish i had a regular, unaltered, 8 oz. glass of apple juice.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 5:45 am
by Jxkyz
you get a 8 oz. glass of apple juice that can't be altered, i.e. you can't drink it.
I wish for some tomato juice.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 6:04 am
by aspiringWatcher
You now have a lifetime supply of it. Namely, you drown in a vat of tomato juice.
I wish for Homestuck to be good again.
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 11:27 am
by MP the OP OG
Granted. Homestuck was always good. So nothing happens.
I wish I could teleport
Re: Mold a Toblerone
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 9:39 pm
by Sokota
Granted. You can only teleport to Cleveland, Ohio, and nowhere else.
I wish I was, like, 7'5.