Mold a Toblerone

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Mold a Toblerone

Post by Jxkyz » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:04 am

Mold a Toblerone, is a game where you twist the wish of the person above. (Basically corrupt a wish/the monkey paw but Homestuck flavored)

Here is an example:
User 1: I wish that Feferi is in the comic again.
User 2: Feferi appears as a blob of 4x4 pixels in the back of a horde of ghosts.

And then User 2 wishes for another wish for the next person to grant in their own twisted way.

I will start: I wish that the Epilogues have pictures.
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by MP the OP OG » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:08 am

Granted. But all the pictures are memtic hazards that make you want to kill yourself.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Oddhi » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:12 am

You now have a 6-pack of Tab, and drink it excitedly only to find that it actually contains no sugar. This sucks.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by BrobyDDark » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:26 am

Granted. He's Karkat's boyfriend now.

I wish the Epilogues had a third option.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Jxkyz » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:32 am

Granted. The third option is to not read it.

I wish for a Friendsim for the alpha trolls.
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:12 pm

Granted. It's stuck in development hell until the day you die, where it comes out and it's [*]just okay[*]

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Oddhi » Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:28 pm

Granted. Your server player fails to connect to you, and you are promptly killed by a meteor.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by MP the OP OG » Wed Dec 11, 2019 1:01 pm

Granted. But Terezi goes crazy and kills everyone instead.

I wish tavros didn't die
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Oddhi » Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:09 pm

Granted. Tavros slips down the stairs and cries to himself for the rest of the comic. Vriska points and laughs at him for an unreasonably long amount of time.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by aspiringWatcher » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:03 pm

Granted. It is written in the style of Genocide route in that every single scene makes you want to shut the game down and never come back to it.

I wish for a decanonization of HS^2.
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Jxkyz » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:03 pm

In HS^2, you will never see the canon weapon.

I wish for a Toblerone
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by BrobyDDark » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:16 pm

Jxkyz wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:03 pm
In HS^2, you will never see the canon weapon.

I wish for a Toblerone
Granted, it's moldy.

I wish Dirk stunk less.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Sokota » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:58 pm

Granted. Dirk now smells like Axe body spray 24/7, for the rest of eternity.

I wish that Dave took control of the narrative.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by Drinosi » Wed Dec 11, 2019 9:40 pm

Granted. He narrates everything in rhymes.

I wish to learn more about the Alpha trolls session.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by MP the OP OG » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:38 pm

You get 900 pages of absolutely pointless diolage from the Apha troll session

I want a million dollars
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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by RoyalFiddle » Wed Dec 11, 2019 10:49 pm

You get a million dollars, just as the dollar becomes worthless. Good luck with that monopoly money dickbag.


Same wish as I put in the evil Genie thread, the ability to make an infinite amount of consequence and cost free wishes, at no cost of making said initial wish, with no time limit set.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by BrobyDDark » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:02 pm

Not granted. You get knee'd in the groin infinitely for your troubles.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by MorganMustDie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 1:58 am

Granted. Your leprechaun lore is written by a 14-year old girl who's a hardcore classpect theorist and has only read the comic once in full. It is filled with contradictions.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by sigmatic » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:12 am

Granted. By their power combined, they are now the most toxic fanbase known to mankind, forever driving away anyone potentially interested in Homestuck.

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Re: Mold a Toblerone

Post by MP the OP OG » Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:41 am

Granted. It is shity and misinformitive.

I wish for all of Hussies talent.
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