Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

A void session

Can you explain the entirety of the lil Cal time loop in just one paragraph?

Starting from its summoning on the derse moon by gamzee, Rose throws lil cal out of the window of the tower of Dave, and he lands on bros skateboard, who is directed to the ectobiology lab, where Dirk finds lil cal. during the meteor trip its dividen in two, one landed on Earth where he raises Dave with it. During the game Davesprite destroys him. Bro find him and fix him and then goes to fight Jack at LoWaS, where he is killed when Jack becomes Bec Noir. Bec gets lil cal and carries it around until he goes to Earth, where he travels to the troll session and throws lil cal to one of the aradia bot, who then goes back in time to alternia, where aradia finds it and then later one kanaya fixes it and gives it a neat suit. Then this cal is used to create Doc Scratch, who, after the destruction of both universes dies to become LE, this version stays with gamzee on the meteor trip. The other traveled to the scratched session, where it was eventually abandoned on the sea of the Earth by Dirk. Is in this same Earth where Caliborn is, many years in the future, raised; and where he finds him. A bit after he finds him, he uses it to make the jack from the scratched session go mad with the version of cal that gamzee kept with. Caliborn keeps lil cal until the confrontation with the kids, where, after being (almost) defeated, he is forced into it along with half gamzee and arquiussprite and vanished into the void, from where he will, later on, be summoned into Dave's room in derse by gamzee. (this was, surprisingly, made without looking for mspa mental breakdown)

did you like this fucking loop?

No. God no.

What is Hussie's endgame?

Elaborate suicide.

You are given a divine decree to retcon where the beta kids go. No longer can Rose grow up with Mom, John will never taste confectioneries cooked by Dad, etc. etc. What new guardians do you put the kids under, and how do you think it changes things?

They will all be raised collectively by Danny Devito. They all defeat Lord English by throwing him in the trash.

Will the real Spartacus please stand now?

No.

Why dose evreyone I love hate me?

because you are not doing kismesis right

can I not?

Iunno. Lemme get a second opinion.

Can Generalrabogolfo not?

No, he must

Why am I so edgy?

Because you heard from some stupid source MCR was getting back together.

Can you give me a gift please?

i can give you the gift of my time

is the gift of my time valuable?

No, I wouldn't want to waste it.


Can I be a Fighting Game champion?

only if your'e good at ffighting

WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT?

lmao idk you should take care of your own property if your gonna lose something so importand

have you watched the promised neverland on crunchyroll it is a really good show and i think you would enjoy it

Eh the manga is better.

What froot does your Island have?

I haven't played it yet, I do want to get the Switch but it's sold out everywhere :(

What's your favorite restaurant? Can be a local place you enjoy.

The Wetherspoons bar and inn

whats 9 plus 10

Hell if I know. I didn't go to fucking Harvard.

What do I look like, some kinda genius?

i mean that pfp.....


it looks kinda smart?

not a question but yes it does

how the HECK do i rotate TEXT in ms paint