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[Generalrabogolfo]

seethe harder lol

[MorganMustDie]

it's fucking you isn't it! you're the guy from Dodo Internet and Energy Australia!! you bastard?!

[Generalrabogolfo]

[ThePungeonMaster]

Hold right the fuck up: Dodo internet? If I didn't know any better I'd say you were joking. No wonder your internet cut out, you can't count on an extinct species to give you good connection.

[Generalrabogolfo]

no dude she means the dodo internet accident that happened months ago, havent you heard?

[ThePungeonMaster]

Can't say I have. Tell me about it.

[Generalrabogolfo]

apparently 22 dodos launched a coordinated attack at the main server building from australia in an attempt to dismantle communications and create chaos. it worked just as i planned.

[ThePungeonMaster]

I don't know why I expected you to give me a serious answer.

[Kidpen]

Yeah not gonna lie that answer hit me in the face like a ton of bricks.

[Generalrabogolfo]

did it hurt? did the ton of bricks hurt?

[MorganMustDie]

internet is back, suckas!
if there's anything I know about australians, its that we dont let attacks by birds get us down, and when avian are the enemy we always win

[Generalrabogolfo]

say that to the war you had (and lost) agaisnt those birds that cant even fly lol

[RoyalFiddle]

I mean to be fair Humanity has never won a war with a species that can fly.

[RoyalFiddle]

Like sure we can build shit that allows us to fly but none y'all can naturally fuckin float off the ground like a shittily made sandwich tied to a weather balloon, or a child tied to a weather balloon, or really just a weather balloon, since those motherfuckers are all the aliens we see too.

[Generalrabogolfo]

they had weapons. weapons that shoot things. weapons that shoot things fast. weapons that shoot things fast that kill. HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY LOST

[Kidpen]

did it hurt? did the ton of bricks hurt?

Yep. I'm permanently disfigured now.

[calamityCons]

I drew this today for my fanventure and I am very proud of it, I hope you guys like it.

[Generalrabogolfo]

did it hurt? did the ton of bricks hurt?

Yep. I'm permanently disfigured now.

good.

[Kidpen]

I drew this today for my fanventure and I am very proud of it, I hope you guys like it.

That looks really cool! I'll have to check out your fanventure when I get a chance.

did it hurt? did the ton of bricks hurt?

Yep. I'm permanently disfigured now.

good.

Damn, savage.

[Generalrabogolfo]