Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

i would like to begin this thread with announcing that bronya ursama is my wife. i care her as deeply as one can and she is absolutely perfect in every single way that is important. bronya did nothing wrong, mspa reader deserved the bad routes they caused, everyone except me is stupid.

for real though. tell me when the fuck bronya ever did something wrong. huh? that's right. NOTHING.

hamifihekrix wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:34 am

for real though. tell me when the fuck bronya ever did something wrong. huh? that's right. NOTHING.

She yelled at me for tracking dirty shoes into the caverns.

D_Sandman wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:06 am

hamifihekrix wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:34 am

for real though. tell me when the fuck bronya ever did something wrong. huh? that's right. NOTHING.

She yelled at me for tracking dirty shoes into the caverns.

tell me though. who's fault is it that you had dirty shoes on in the cavern. hmm?

they're the best to come out of friendsim only behind the teals.

Daraya, Porrim and Kanaya are the best jades. Daraya's design is god tier.

I want Lanque to drink all my blood.

All of the Jades are amazing, favorite caste...

Kanaya? God-tier
Bronya? Literally Mom
Lynera? Great
Wanshi? Baby
Lanque? Not you
Daraya? Goth Baby
Porrim? Best Dancestor

All y'all sleeping on best girl Lynera baka