√Homestuck

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√Homestuck

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Thu May 14, 2020 10:51 pm

Hello all! If you're feeling anything like me, you may feel that Homestuck and its related stories are exponentially getting further from what originally drew us into Homestuck and MSPA. If you don't feel that way, that's fine though, but if you do, hopefully this forum adventure will be a nice return to that feeling for you. Introducing...

> √Homestuck

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You are a Breathy Inheritor standing in a room. You prefer the name "John", though.

The room you are in is white and mostly unfurnished. There are doors on either side, and a couple of objects strewn about.

What will you do?

(also there is an MSPFA mirror in case you like that kind of stuff)

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Will » Thu May 14, 2020 11:06 pm

> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.
Sincerely, William A. Jones :andrew:

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by lavendersiren » Thu May 14, 2020 11:57 pm

> Eat your windsock and breakdance on the ceiling
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Re: √Homestuck

Post by RoyalFiddle » Fri May 15, 2020 12:05 am

Do the windy thing all over your desk
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Fri May 15, 2020 1:19 am

(first off I'm going to mention that I'm also taking commands from MSPFA comments, which should explain all of these commands that didn't come from here. enjoy!)

> Retrieve arms from Huss painting.

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You already have arms!! You would think that this would be common knowledge by now.
Will wrote:
Thu May 14, 2020 11:06 pm
> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.
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So this is Andrew Hussie. It has been a long time since you've thought about him, since the world ended.

Wait, did he just blink??

You spend some more time looking at the GIF, even though it doesn't have any animation in it.

> Allocate the Hammer to your strife specibus.

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You don't allocate it because you already have allocated your strife specibus to hammerkind, but you do add it to your strife portfolio. Not like you really needed to, though, because you have a god damn bunch of hammers.

> John: Use the magnifying glass to focus the light on the portrait and set it on fire.

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You don't think the light from that dinky little bulb could burn through anything, even if it was magnified a thousand times.

> John: Leave your house.

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Nothing is easy in your life. Also this isn't your house.

There is still the other door on the other side of the room, though.

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Will » Fri May 15, 2020 1:52 am

> Examine the other corners of the room.
> Use one of your amazing hammers to break down the brick wall.
Sincerely, William A. Jones :andrew:

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Mirage Xel » Fri May 15, 2020 1:54 am

>Look for safe behind Huss portrait.
>Check sylladex.
Where am I? What's happening? Was anything ever real?

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by PilotBlackSmith » Fri May 15, 2020 3:07 pm

>Try to contact one of your friends


This is a block of text that can be added to posts you make. There is a 255 character limit.

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by lavendersiren » Fri May 15, 2020 11:54 pm

> lick the bricks
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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Sat May 16, 2020 12:14 am

> smash brick wall

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You lightly obliterate the wall.

> Juggle hammers.

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Since you have hardly done anything goofy, you decide to start juggling hammers.

One of the hammers hits the light fixture and knocks the light out. There are lightbulb shards everywhere.

> Next.

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Andrew Hussie's lips are now illuminated.

> Remove lightbulb from lamp.

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You pick up the glass shards. Oh, and there's your sylladex. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.
Mirage Xel wrote:
Fri May 15, 2020 1:54 am
>Check sylladex.
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You are currently holding MANY (~) GLASS SHARDS, ONE (1) POSTER, THREE (3) GUSHERS, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, an ENTIRE QUEUESTACK FULL OF SHOES, ONE (1) MODUS CONTROL DECK (of which you are unsure of the logic here. It is configuring the sylladex it is residing inside, you guess?), and then TWO (2) CANS OF SHAVING CREAM.
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Fri May 15, 2020 3:07 pm
>Try to contact one of your friends
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You don't have any communication devices! You can't contact one of your friends right now.

What do you look like, a telepath?

> John: Examine the other side of the room.

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You approach the other door.

But Andrew's lips.

They beckon you back.

> BI: Take a closer look at the portrait of the clown.

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You already said you prefer "John", but okay.

You take down the piece of art. On the back of it, there seems to be some sort of alien code.

No, it is pretty obviously just a measure of music.

There is also a small MONITOR providing light, a small MECHANICAL DOOR, and three BUTTONS.

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by foreverFlummoxed » Sat May 16, 2020 1:34 am

John: Make a mental note to play the notes " C G A C" on the first piano you come across.
FF: Personally, I think my skills are near-mediocre at best. that's really all there is to say on the matter.

FF: I couldn't figure out how to get it in the profile field so here's my YouTube channel

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Mandy » Sat May 16, 2020 1:42 am

>John: Use hammer to press first button

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by North-West- » Thu May 21, 2020 1:15 am

> Examine lighted monitor
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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Shitpost Lizard » Thu May 21, 2020 2:56 am

John: Eat shaving cream for nourishment.
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SL: Get drunk and contemplate where you fucked up in life.

[I draw stuff.]

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu May 21, 2020 3:27 am

>John: dude just turn into wind lol
:rosecool:

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by SC » Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:43 pm

>John: Play a computer game.
Check out my Homestuck fanpage!
(fanventures, fanfiction, and wikis, oh my!)

:distraught3d: website | mastodon :kitty:

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Morphimus » Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:59 pm

> John: Put Andrew back on the wall.
Hellooooo MSPA Forums. :pranky:

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by Radical Dude 42 » Sun Dec 27, 2020 10:13 pm

Sorry for the super late update, I just didn't really have any drive to work on it for those... months that went by. Also I kind of forgot that I was hosting this here, so none of the commands in this update are actually from here! Some have similar sentiments, though. On with the story!

> John: Pick up those hammers, you messy goof!

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You put all the hammers back into your strife specibus.

> Don groucho specs.

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There is nothing that can be improved by a CLEVER DISGUISE, even when it is not needed.

> John: Examine monitor.

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What in the world!!! The monitor shows your friend Rose!

> John: Press the leftmost button.

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The speaker crackles to life and Rose shoots a sideways glance at it.

You can probably use this to speak to her.

> Next.

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JOHN: rose?
JOHN: hey, rose, can you hear me?
ROSE: Yes, John, I can hear you.
JOHN: okay good.
JOHN: where the hell are we?
JOHN: and where are you in relation to me?
ROSE: I don't know.
JOHN: hm. okay. i guess i should have expected that.
ROSE: I can't imagine you recognize your surroundings either?
JOHN: no, i can't. there's a table with a hammer and a magnifying glass on it, and also a big photograph of some guy.
JOHN: it looks like you have different things in your room. like that book and that key. have you tried to use that key on any doors?
ROSE: Well, that explains the camera pointed at me.
ROSE: I do have different things here, though. There's also a very ugly stuffed rabbit and what I presume is a piano key.
ROSE: And I haven't tried the key on anything, no. I've just been reading this book on telepathy. It was under the desk.
JOHN: i cannot believe you are just reading some lame book instead of trying keys on doors and having cool adventures. try and live a little, rose.
ROSE: I'll try. I can only imagine the tens of thousands of puzzles you have already solved.
JOHN: i actually haven't solved any puzzles yet. i just kind of broke a lightbulb while juggling some hammers.
ROSE: A puzzling activity.
JOHN: yeah, whatever. though i have found some sheet music on the back of that photo i mentioned earlier. which definitely seems like a part of some kind of puzzle.
JOHN: i think i should figure out to do with it now. enjoy your silly magic book.
ROSE: Hasn't it been expressed multiple times that magic is most definitely real? Who's the silly one now?
JOHN: oh, i guess you are right. i ought to find one of those SERIOUS magic books, then, and take a look at it.
JOHN: talk to you later.
> John: Play the music, you're a pianist, right?

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It's a little hard to play the piano without a piano, numbnuts!!

> In lieu of any available instruments, attempt to whistle the music instead.

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You try to whistle the notes, but nothing happens.

> John: Search for an instrument of which to use to play the provided melody.

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You go through the door you neglected earlier and wow look that is exactly what you needed.

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by calamityCons » Thu Dec 31, 2020 11:56 pm

Slam your hands on the keys willy nilly
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#ReviveSpadesSlick #WVForNarrativeRelevance

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Re: √Homestuck

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Jan 01, 2021 10:19 am

>JE: Toss glass shards like shurken
Many thoughts head full (but most of the thoughts are shitposts)

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