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Post by misery » Sat May 02, 2020 12:39 am

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you come home early from work today to find your wife cheating on you with a stronger, smarter male from your neighborhood. what do you do about it?

asking for a friend

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Re: misery

Post by RoyalFiddle » Sat May 02, 2020 1:35 am

First, admire your chiselled Jaw, second, Have a gentle conversation with the adulterer
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Re: misery

Post by misery » Sat May 02, 2020 3:37 am

RoyalFiddle wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 1:35 am
First, admire your chiselled Jaw, second, Have a gentle conversation with the adulterer
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your jaw only looks good from the side. from straight on you like beetlejuice

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you implore the man to step out of bed and conversate you. he's so alpha that he stands there, dick out, waiting for you to start a gentle dialogue about how he just fucked your wife

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Re: misery

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat May 02, 2020 4:46 am

>don't be intimidated
>strip to be just as naked as he is

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Re: misery

Post by 23toedbasket » Sat May 02, 2020 2:55 pm

>reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps

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Re: misery

Post by overThinker » Sat May 02, 2020 8:46 pm

>wink
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Re: misery

Post by misery » Mon May 04, 2020 5:50 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 4:46 am
>don't be intimidated
>strip to be just as naked as he is
23toedbasket wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 2:55 pm
>reveal a number of mafia tattoos ranging from Italian to Somalian with a smidge of Yakuza... this guy is possibly highly connected to crime perhaps
overThinker wrote:
Sat May 02, 2020 8:46 pm
>wink
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you try to be not intimidated but fail because this man has bigger muscles

of course the only rational thing to do in such a situation is strip to be as naked as him

this does not make you any more comfortable as now your unfinished yakuza tattoo is laid bare for all standing behind you to see

also you can't wink because you don't have eyelids

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Re: misery

Post by RoyalFiddle » Mon May 04, 2020 6:15 pm

Diplomacy is clearly failing, the only thing you can do now is attack him before he attacks you! Throw a bike at the man!
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Re: misery

Post by BrobyDDark » Mon May 04, 2020 6:41 pm

>Throw out a DX Chop

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