Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

>DG: inquire where the fuck this bush came from
>Bush: inquire where the fuck this blue man group reject came from

>DG: investigate weird green thing you hid behind to catch the banker. Make sure to keep an eye on the coin, to prevent theft

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:24 pm

>DG: inquire where the fuck this bush came from

Wait where DID this bush come from?

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:24 pm

>Bush: inquire where the fuck this blue man group reject came from

Wait, where did THIS blue man group reject come from?



The bush walks off.

Bloke wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 8:46 pm

>DG: investigate weird green thing you hid behind to catch the banker. Make sure to keep an eye on the coin, to prevent theft

Well you THOUGHT it was a bush.

>banker: find wherever tha utterly delectable scent of golden currency is coming from

RancidRancor wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:36 pm

>banker: find wherever tha utterly delectable scent of golden currency is coming from

You pick up the coin again because LURING IN A BANKER OR WHATEVER IS A STUPID IDEA. You once again have 1.

>start walking and don't stop until you find a place to spend that coin. Doesn't matter on what. Just anything.

RancidRancor wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:43 pm

>start walking and don't stop until you find a place to spend that coin. Doesn't matter on what. Just anything.

But which way do you move? LEFT or RIGHT?

To quote the great and powerful Beyonce.

>to the left

23toedbasket wrote: ↑

Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:24 pm

>to the left

oke guess we're going left now.

DG: Find a place to spend your coin

DG> how much food do you have? (this is not an orange twizzler joke)

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 1:02 am

DG: Find a place to spend your coin

Well when you have NO IDEA where you're going, it's kinda hard to find a shop around here.

Pengun wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 8:50 am

> DG: how much food do you have?

You have NOTHING, other than a single coin. To be fair, you don't know where that rope box and stick went. Weird.

>eat the coin, maybe it's made of chocolate

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:02 pm

>eat the coin, maybe it's made of chocolate

That's gonna be a problem seeing as its a solid gold coin.



I mean it sure as hell tasted like one when you tried to bite into it off camera.

> What kind of sorting or organizing methods does your inventory have.

luigi wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:21 pm

> What kind of sorting or organizing methods does your inventory have.

Basically, what you see is what you get. Put an item in to use at a later date. There's a weapon allocation slot, but seeing as you don't have a weapon, it doesn't show.



Oh look! A shop! Run by your good friend RED!

>Red: Punch this man and take his coin

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:55 pm

>Red: Punch this man and take his coin

yeah, no. my therapist said that i should decrease the amount of random acts of violence i do. not good for my mental health.

Yeah, what he said.

DG> Be informed as to what Red is exchanging

Pengun wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:17 pm

DG> Be informed as to what Red is exchanging

First, you decide that DIALOGLOGS are for chumps, and just abandon them.

Second, you ask RED what he's selling. He says he's selling soup.