ItaliCuest

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ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:36 am

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We BEGIN our story in the HYPERVOID. Where our HERO is currently being SAVED
I: AHHHHHhHHHHhhhhhHhhHHHhhhhHhhhHHHhhh

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PZshIEWWW

-----OOOF.

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I:... Where... H-hello?

purple void: hello.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:38 am

Man this webcomic's gettin' weird

>Lord Italian: Offer the purple void one of your spicy meatballs

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:07 am

BrobyDDark wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:38 am
Man this webcomic's gettin' weird

>Lord Italian: Offer the purple void one of your spicy meatballs
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Yes, of course ONE MEATBALL COMING U-- what? nothing happened...
WH-WHERE'S YOUR CROWN??? without it you have NO POWER, you are not LORD ITALIAN anymore...
JUST ITALIAN :amazed:

PV:You want a... meatball? here, have one on me

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:44 pm

>Ask purple void for a recap on the plot so far because you're a little out of the loop
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Fri Mar 06, 2020 3:11 pm

luigi wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:44 pm
>Ask purple void for a recap on the plot so far because you're a little out of the loop
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I: can you tell me what's-a going on? I feel a little out of the loop

PV:What do you mean? I am just here trying to run my Universes like a good void when all of a sudden you burst through into my UltraVoid from the HyperVoid... I've got literally an infinite amount of stuff on hold at the noment, because now I have to deal with another void's throwaway OC. I was just about to ask YOU 'what's-a going on.' Who sent you? yellow void? Cloud Void? After Void?

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:00 pm

The Pizza Formerly Known As Lord: Tell her about A Void 2 and his betrayal just as Red began invading

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:13 am

>Purple Void: Ask Mr Italian what kind of pizza IS he, exactly? Like, toppings, crust thickness etc
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:33 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 4:00 pm
The Pizza Formerly Known As Lord: Tell her about A Void 2 and his betrayal just as Red began invading
luigi wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:13 am
>Purple Void: Ask Mr Italian what kind of pizza IS he, exactly? Like, toppings, crust thickness etc
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Purple void is entirely unresponsive to your commands.

I: I WAS-A GOD IN A VOID AND-A MADE A PLANET AND THERE WAS-A THIS POWER CHILD AND THEN THEY TRIED-A REFERENCING CENSORED AND WE BONK-A INTO red thing AND A VOID 2 HE A SLAP A ME INTO YOU!

PV:Whoa whoa whoa, hold on. You're just from A void? Yikes I can't even be seen with you.. listen I don't want any trouble here if the PAPA VOID hears that I'm messing around with... I don't even want to say it... here just take your meatball and LEAVE

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:58 pm

>Carve a face into the meatball and name it Junior Italian
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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Mon Mar 09, 2020 3:43 am

luigi wrote:
Sat Mar 07, 2020 1:58 pm
>Carve a face into the meatball and name it Junior Italian
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you carve a face into Junior Italian... uh oh, something appears in the distance...

PV: Please, please PLEASE you have to get out before PAPA sees!

Lich:
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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by BrobyDDark » Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:03 am

Italian: Aska who papa isa!

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by RoyalFiddle » Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:49 pm

Italian: Finda a placea to hidea
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:14 pm

>Italian: Protect Junior with your LIFE
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:45 pm

Italian: Run and hide

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:37 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:03 am
Italian: Aska who papa isa!
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ITALIAN looks fondly down upon his new ward, JUNIOR ITALIAN and asks
I: "Who is a this a PAPA you speaking ofa?"

PV: you don't even know PAPA VOID oh gosh, oh JEEZ how... er... you gotta LEAVE. PLEASE.
RoyalFiddle wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:49 pm
Italian: Finda a placea to hidea
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I: "hide-a?.. hide-a from a wha...op...mama mia :mystified: "

PV:can you hear me??? you have to
luigi wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:14 pm
>Italian: Protect Junior with your LIFE
BrobyDDark wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:45 pm
Italian: Run and hide
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ZOOOOOOOOMMMM

PV:Go... WAIT NO NOT DEEPER, GO AWAY, YOU HAVE TO LEAVE... what are you even running fr...
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PV: AHHHHHH!!! A LICH a void gave me LICH oh lord oh god almighty if PAPA sees this I'm in SO much trouble

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 pm

>Italian: Consume Junior! The safest place for him would be in your stomach. Be careful not to digest him while he's in there.
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:17 pm

luigi wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:46 pm
>Italian: Consume Junior! The safest place for him would be in your stomach. Be careful not to digest him while he's in there.
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SWORD OF INCORRUPTIBILITY: shlASH!

Lich: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I: "This-a getting a-nutzo. engage-a PANZO MODE. " and your zoom continues

PV: ... ... ... ...fuck.

























*Pop*

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:56 pm

>Check Status
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by 23toedbasket » Fri Mar 13, 2020 8:43 pm

luigi wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:56 pm
>Check Status
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As you're running you check your status:
Menu Item State:
PANZO MODE
Lord Aspects:
God powers: 000000000.0
Crust Thickness: Full
Mustachiality: 89%

Wards
State of Power Child: n/a
State of Junior Italian: safe-a within PANZO

Traits
Spirit: 50
Brawn: 24
Wit 8

inventory:
-Processed Cheese
- Green Apple Hard Candy
- Mushrooms
-Junior Italian

You hear the sounds of Pleading forgiveness and paternalistic OUTRAGE but you do not dare turn back now!

LOOK UP AHEAD!! A trypophobe's nightmare, but a FLEEING FUGITIVE'S DREAM

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BONK!
You get knocked unconscious...

you wake up to the sounds of strange sobbing... wait...

I: "MAMA MIA JUNIOR ITALIAN-O!"

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You arouse yourself abruptly, and soak in the strange scenery...

Junior italian is safe and sound but with much more mustache than you recall... and... floating? and... speaking? Consoling some poor, injured, and pitiful individual that you've never seen before... He weeps over some meloncholic situation involving betrayal, outcasting, and humiliating defeat by a terrible foe. He looks injured, and slightly suspicious... but if Junior likes him... well... I guess he must be alright

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Re: ItaliCuest

Post by luigi » Fri Mar 13, 2020 9:25 pm

>Italian: Offer him a green apple candy so he stops crying.

>ONE: Explain how you got here. Didn't you win the battle against... no wait you fled... or... wait what's going on?
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