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>ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:28 am

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BEEP BOOP BAAP BREP BOOP

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You are a ROBOT BOUNTY HUNTER. You have been travelling through DEEP SPACE searching for new BOUNTIES to claim for almost a year straight now, with no progress. You have taken up MUSIC, and adopted a CAT in order to pass the time. ROBOTS get bored too you know!

At the moment you are suffering from a CATASTROPHIC SHIP BREAKDOWN. It seems you've stopped moving entirely. What will you do?

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:06 am

Put a sword in your arm slot

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:24 am

use previously put sword to pic the gas ands drink it
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:05 am

>retrve arm from floor
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:55 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:06 am
Put a sword in your arm slot
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For reasons only a ROBOT would understand, you attempt to put a SWORD in the slot where an ARM would normally go.

In your attempt to pry the SWORD from the floor of your ship, it breaks. Oh well, on the bright side that means no weird space energy leaking in and killing your CAT. You successfully UPGRADE to SWORD-ARMED.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:02 pm

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:24 am
>Use sword to pick up the gas and drink it.
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Everyone knows ROBOTS don't run on GASOLINE, but that doesn't stop you from imbibing every once in a while.

You turn 180 degrees so that your SWORD-ARM is able to pick up the GASOLINE, but predictably enough, without fingers to grasp it you just sort of knock it over, spilling GASOLINE all over the floor.

Good job numb-nuts*!

*(This is especially insulting to ROBOTS due to the fact they have more nuts making up their bodies than humans do.)
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:11 pm

MP the OP OG wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:05 am
>Retrieve arm from floor.
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You retrieve your ARM from the floor, and reattach it to yourself. Somehow. How did you do that, actually? It should have been impossible without outside help, given that your only other ARM is in fact a SWORD. Whatever, I guess we'll just skip that detail due to its obvious and overwhelming unimportance.

Your CAT starts drinking GASOLINE.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:55 pm

>Cat: get high off the gasoline and start triping balls
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:31 pm

>Robot: accidentally fall on cat due to gas
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:22 pm

MP the OP OG wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 2:55 pm
>Cat: Get high off the gasoline and start tripping balls
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You can't be the CAT because the CAT is too busy tripping balls.
Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:31 pm
>Robot: Accidentally fall on cat due to gas
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You can't accidentally do something on purpose that's not how that works. You just tap the CAT lightly with your foot to tell it to piss off.

Your CAT wanders over to the middle of the room and passes out. Best to just leave him for now, the hangover is gonna be pretty bad.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:25 pm

>eat cat food

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:39 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2020 5:25 pm
>eat cat food
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For a being of pure logic and complete infallibility, you sure are having a lot of weird thoughts recently. :andrew:
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:17 pm

>Robot: equip chest
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:19 pm

>replace torso with chest

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Sun Feb 02, 2020 9:09 pm

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:17 pm
>Robot: EQUIP CHEST.
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You reach over with your ARM...
>Next.
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And use the SWORD HANDLE to EQUIP your CHEST as a WEAPON.

"But if you're here... and I'm there... then who is flying this plane?" - Space Ghandi, probably.
>Next.
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You collapse into a ridiculous pile of ROBOT PARTS. Let's take this from the top.
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>Robot: REPLACE TORSO with CHEST.
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You hop your HEAD back onto your CHEST. It feels a bit worse for wear, like it's maybe been dropped on the floor (from chest height) one too many times. Luckily you keep a spare CHEST in your TRUNK for times like this.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:23 pm

>equip trunk

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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:22 am

>Robot: do a silly dance.
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by MP the OP OG » Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:05 am

>Equip epic SPACE WEAPONRY
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by luigi » Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:43 pm

BrobyDDark wrote:
Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:23 pm
>EQUIP TRUNK
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Your TRUNK is already equipped! It is located inside your CHEST. When you open up your CHEST, the space inside is referred to as the TRUNK.
Generalrabogolfo wrote:
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>Robot: Do a silly dance.
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Your legs, suddenly aware of their newfound liberty, begin exercising their freedom through the art of DANCE.
MP the OP OG wrote:
Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:05 am
>EQUIP epic SPACE WEAPONRY.
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Your SPACE WEAPONRY is in your RELIQUARY!
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Re: >ROBOQUEST

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue Feb 04, 2020 3:50 am

>Legs: Plan space piracy

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