Nights Falling Apart

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Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:27 pm

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Your name is SLEZER KAIKHA and you are BORED OUT OF YOUR THINKPAN. It just so happens that today is A COMPLETELY ORDINARY DAY which is why you're so bored in the first place. What do you do?
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by barexamkind » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:03 pm

> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Alder » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:39 pm

> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.

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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:37 pm

barexamkind wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:03 pm
> Slezer: Bless the rains down in Africa.
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You are BRIEFLY OVERCOME by the spirit of BOBBY KIMBALL. You bless the rains down in Africa.
>Slezer: Come to your senses
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You have NO IDEA what an Africa is. This is stupid.
Alder wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:39 pm
> Slezer: Find a friend to talk to on the computer.
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Considering how DEAD this night is, that might be YOUR ONLY OPTION to relieve your boredom.
Now who's around...?
>Slezer: Recoil
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Just your luck. The moment you log on, you're BOMBARDED with the IRRITATING VIOLET TEXT of your FATED ENEMY who you are CURRENTLY PLAYING AUSPISTICE TO. GOD you're sick of HIS BULLSHIT. And by that, you mean YOU WISH HE'D STOP THIS ASHEN GARBAGE.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Sahxyel » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:44 pm

> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by barexamkind » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:45 pm

>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:55 pm

Sahxyel wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:44 pm
> Slezer: Explain how Ashen is not the most useless quadrant.
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Look. Alright. Auspisticism is a PERFECTLY FINE QUADRANT. You are known to have SOME EXPERIENCE WITH IT, even. That's what got you into this whole mess TO BEGIN WITH. You thought you'd TRY YOUR HAND at auspisticizing for your PITCH CRUSH- maybe with a few ULTERIOR MOTIVES. It just happened to work TOO WELL and now you've thoroughly ASH-ZONED yourself with him. Good going, DIPSHIT.
barexamkind wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:45 pm
>Slezer: Think about pitch crush.
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His name is AFIONN ZIRNON and oh, how you LOATHE HIM. Him and his AWFUL SENSE OF STYLE and his DUMB HORNS and his OBNOXIOUSLY EMPTY THINKPAN. Nobody should be allowed to be THAT ENTICING despite all that. He's EVEN WORSE- he's attractive in a repulsive sort of way BECAUSE OF THAT. DISGUSTING.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by barexamkind » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:12 pm

Slezer: Message Afionn.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:36 am

barexamkind wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:12 pm
Slezer: Message Afionn.
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popstarVotarient [PV] began trolling twilightDestroyer [TD] --
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer
PV: slllezer i know youre not doing anything right now
PV: theres no way you even llleft your hive today cmon
PV: slllezer lllook im callling in my lllifellline
PV: i may have missed a few lllittllle cues
PV: which may have ended in what i did not realllize was a date next week
PV: and im not totallly against that but
PV: yknow it never hurts to have some backup
PV: just in case
PV: cmon illl even buy you dinner
PV: slllezer
PV: im not gonna stop untilll you answer alllready
PV: ssslllllleeezzzeeerrrrrr
PV: okay lllook hate that its come to this but cmon illl even get you another one of those pinups you like so much

TD: 1ST 9F ALL, FUCK Y9U, 1 STEP AWAY FR9M THE HUSKT9P 9NCE AND 1'M TREATED T9 TH1S SH1T.
TD: SEC9ND 9F ALL, FUCK Y9U THEY'RE N9T P1NUPS.

PV: yeah yeah alllright i wont get you those pinups then whatever
TD: HEY!
PV: damn slllezer what do you even want from me?
PV: so demanding
PV: whatever anyway are you coming over or not?

TD: UNF9RTUNATELY, YES.
PV: finallly
PV: same time and plllace as usualll

TD: 1 REALLY HATE Y9U
TD: Y9U CAN'T EVER D9 S9METH1NG L1KE, MEET S9MEWHERE REAS9NABLY CL9SE, N9, 1 HAVE T9 G9 ALL THE WAY 9UT T9 THE BEACH EVERY T1ME.

PV: hey not my fault you lllive so far away
PV: also i know hate you too blllah blllah blllah whatever
PV: anyway
PV: lllater

-- popstarVotarient [PV] ceased trolling twilightDestroyer [TD] --
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What missing keyboard? You're just grateful that ordeal is over and you can do SOMETHING ELSE instead.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:47 am

>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by barexamkind » Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:29 pm

>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Sat Nov 16, 2019 2:41 am

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 10:47 am
>Siezer: ponder about the meaning of your existence, the fatality of your lowblood life and the reason of your boredom.
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"It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away"
-Irish poet and playwright, Oscar Wilde
>Slezer: Move away from the mic to breathe in
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Well, all the GOOD local concerts tend to be death traps considering your blood so there's that.
barexamkind wrote:
Thu Nov 14, 2019 1:29 pm
>Slezer: Contemplate what you'd order if you went on a date with your useless quadmate.
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You always order the same thing, just as a power play. Which is to say, you'll have the sushi platter. Sure you know seadwellers eat fish too, but that's one thing and staring one down while shoveling raw fish into your face is another. Mmmm, seafood.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by SpidderKeen » Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:59 am

>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.

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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:08 am

>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Jack Noir » Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 pm

Slezer: leave chum on read

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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:32 pm

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:08 am
>Siezer: Do a silly dance to fight boredom.
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You do a SILLY DANCE in your chair. You know, this would PROBABLY WORK BETTER if you put on SOME MUSIC.
SpidderKeen wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 4:59 am
>Siezer: Gaze at hornless woman in poster.
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Oh, that poster. That one was a gift from a CLOSE FRIEND. You never really got why there's a weird-looking hornless woman on it, but that's album art, you guess. You do LIKE THAT BAND at least.

>Slezer: Turn on your stereo.
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There you go. Now you can PROPERLY ENJOY some SILLY DANCING

>Slezer: Resume doing a silly dance.
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See, this is far more entertaining.
Jack Noir wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 12:09 pm
Slezer: leave chum on read
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Wait, you were so caught up in all that that you didn't pay attention to your messages! It's even one of your CLOSEST FRIENDS too.

>Slezer: Be chum
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Well now you CAN'T ANSWER her because you're too busy BEING her now. Say.... who is this now anyway?
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Cheshire_Creeper » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:58 pm

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I have an ill-advised plan...what else is new?
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Auntie » Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:55 pm

Cheshire_Creeper wrote:
Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:58 pm
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Nice try, wiseguy.
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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by SpidderKeen » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:37 pm

>New Girl: State name and examine room.

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Re: Nights Falling Apart

Post by Fella McFellaGuy » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:47 pm

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