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DR G.UN: could you kindly provide some information on the dead thing in the hallway?
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:28 am
by deadlyAdder
Whatever it is, it definitely used to be human. Your guess is that the person themself wasn't an anomaly, but was affected by one and as such their body took on drastic transformations and killed them in the process.
DR G.UN: Grab one those fine ribs from the corpse for dinner tonight
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 1:30 am
by deadlyAdder
Rib machine broke.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:06 am
by Lemonmellow
DR G.UN: Head to the cafeteria to grab a much needed cup of coffee
DR G.UN: Head to the cafeteria to grab a much needed cup of coffee
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:11 am
by deadlyAdder
The door to the cafeteria is locked.
...
Fuck.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:14 am
by Lemonmellow
DR G.UN: Search corpse for key
DR G.UN: Go ham on the cafeteria door
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:05 pm
by deadlyAdder
you NEED yoru FUCKIGN nmCOFFEENOw GIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEITGIVEIT
But it was April Fools. And the joke is that you are going to suffer. No coffee for you.
Ha. Ha Ha. Ha.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:36 pm
by 23toedbasket
>DR G UN: Go to storage to find something you can use to bust the cafeteria door down
DR G. UN: continue to second floor cafeteria, you will get your coffee!
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:47 am
by deadlyAdder
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:58 am
by deadlyAdder
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:09 am
by Mandy
>Investigate open container
DR G.UN: equip gun and check perimeter for hostile entities
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:55 pm
by deadlyAdder
DR G.UN: Investigate open container
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:56 pm
by deadlyAdder
You cautiously move around the side of the container and come to the opening.
But... it's empty.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 5:39 am
by deadlyAdder
Oh
fuck.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 4:51 am
by 23toedbasket
>Blast your gun wildly and without abandon! get the hell out of there!
Bonus Pages
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 12:49 am
by deadlyAdder
https://mspfa.com/?s=35022&p=1
Don't have much so far, but there's a short comic about the origins of a future character, Abhorrent Benefactor / AB / Absolute Bastard.
Also if I see anyone being horny over him I'm cancelling this entire comic and no one will ever know how it would've ended.
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 1:18 am
by deadlyAdder
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 2:12 am
by Mandy
>CJ: Examine spray bottles, take most hazardous chemical as a weapon
Re: Darkshade
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 4:22 am
by Lemonmellow
CJ: Equip MOP
CJ: Examine spray bottles, take most hazardous chemical as a weapon
Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 9:34 pm
by deadlyAdder
You attempt to take one of the spray bottles, but unfortunately this janitor locker is only a cardboard cutout. Nothing here is actually real, leaving you to stroke longingly at the cleaning apparatus.
:,(
CJ: Drink the cleaning liquid on the shelf
Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 9:37 pm
by deadlyAdder
You go to drink the cleaning liquid on the shelf, which is really the only real thing in here aside from you and the mop, when you notice that it is NOT ACTUALLY CLEANING LIQUID.
It is a bottle of something labelled "WUNDERLUBE".