Attack of the Airlock Thing!

[boqol]

> Hotcock: Kill computer with space pistol

[warmwood]

I’ve consulted my last remaining brain cell and figured out the word I was looking for in my last post was “seduce”.
>Hotcock: SEDUCE THE OSC

[sigmatic]

>Hotcock: Look out of the windows.

[mer_the_freak]

>hotcock: question life choices that led to current attire

[Sylandrophol]

>hotcock: proceed to the AIRLOCK and MANHANDLE whatever airlock beastthingamabobjeffery is in there

[Zerio]

I don't have a command presently but I wanted to hop in and say I really dig this adventure's classic comic book/cartoon style. Excited to see where it goes!

[Dirk]

> Hotcock: Use Space Bar to open Airlock Z-9 and let the thing in.

[Radical Dude 42]

Thank you, Zerio! I, too, am quite fond of the old sci-fi look and I'm glad to hear other people appreciate it too. Also sorry for taking so long to update, everyone, life got a strong grip on me and I just hadn't had the time to be as diligent as I wanted to. Nonetheless, here is... an update.

> Hotcock: type: "5318008" and look at it upside down

You type the number into the console and do a headstand to see it upside down.

Your point of view is too low and you cannot see the hidden message.

> Hotcock: Examine weird space age soda fountain.

You don't see any weird space age soda fountains around, so instead you examine the ENERGY CELL DEPOSIT STATION.

It deposits energy cells that you use to recharge your SPACE PISTOL, when it runs out of blasts.

>Hotcock: Look out of the windows.

There aren't any WINDOWS nearby! You could use the teleporter next to you could take you to TELEPORTER ROOM C-7, which is near the MAIN DECK. You could alternatively go to TELEPORTER ROOM A-3, but you would have to do a little more walking to get to the MAIN DECK.

> Hotcock: Use Space Bar to open Airlock Z-9 and let the thing in.

You use your SPACE BAR to invite the thing in.

You can't be certain that it will enter the bowels of the ship, though, which is probably for the best because it is...

...POTENTIALLY HARMFUL.

You reckon you should probably go and check it out for yourself.

[deadlyAdder]

>HH: Check it out for yourself

[Dirk]

> Hotcock: Greet the Airlock Thing in a manner befitting a professional Man of Space.

[TH4NK YOU B3N]

Eat space bar

[Radical Dude 42]

Eat space bar

No. You will NOT eat your Space Bar because that is a DUMB thing to do, and you are a CLEVER spaceman. You are NOT a DUMB spaceman.

>HH: Check it out for yourself

You stand on the TELEPORTER PAD and ENTER W-7, the coordinates of the TELEPORTER ROOM nearest to AIRLOCK Z-9, into the rotary selectors.




The protector glass descends down and- oh. It gets stuck on your BROAD, MANLY SHOULDERS.



You ASSUME TELEPORTING POSITION and your molecules are whisked away.

> Hotcock: Greet the Airlock Thing in a manner befitting a professional Man of Space.

You appear in TELEPORTER ROOM W-7, of which is a totally different and new room. You then go through a STORAGE ROOM (the spaceship you reside in is a cargo hauler; it is your job to protect the cargo from space pirates), and step into a VERTICAL MOVEMENT ROOM.

Strange. There is some GREEN SLIME on the VERTICAL MOVEMENT GENERATOR.

[deadlyAdder]

HH: Beware of acidic substances. Do not move near open air vents.

[Will]

HH: Taste test the green goo

[MP the OP OG]

==> HH: ascend

[Darth_Energon]

==> HH: Descend

[Morphimus]

> Hotcock: Rub green slime on body.

[SC]

> Hotcock: Consider your actions thoughtfully before proceeding.

[Radical Dude 42]

(First off, I'd like to apologize for the big wait. I don't really have any good excuses. Enjoy the update!)

HH: Taste test the green goo

Hmm, fascinating. It doesn't taste like green apple or even like any other kind of green-themed process flavour.

==> HH: Descend

Going down.

==> HH: ascend

Going up.




You are now in VERTICAL MOVEMENT ROOM Y-6. There is more guck on the ground.

> Hotcock: Rub green slime on body.

Hee hee hee! It tickles!!

> Hotcock: Consider your actions thoughtfully before proceeding.

Yes. You are a serious spaceman and all of your actions are incredibly premeditated and intentional.

HH: Beware of acidic substances. Do not move near open air vents.

Instead of doing that, you walk through the door to STORAGE ROOM X-6.

There is a THING there. Presumably an AIRLOCK THING.

It writhes and wriggles and then does what can only be described as a "wet scurry" out the door.

[luigi]

EAT ALL THE GREEN STUFF