Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

The Ex-Chair of Commerce has already been disgraced enough. You cannot take his fetching red hat no matter how tempting it is. It is rightfully his.

>WV: dont forget your beautiful ambar! someone could steal it!



You mean this? This isn't your pretty amber you freed SERENITY from. That was left behind when you were transported to the Meteor. This is a replacement made from an empty FIDUSPAWN EGG you found while exploring.

It wouldn't do to leave it behind. You will need things to barter with when you find the clown, wherever he is. You suppose you can take the can it's on too. You have four cans but there were five TYRANTS left to fell.



You obtain the FAKE AMBER.

You also obtain a RATION CAN.

>WV: exit room



With your inventory now a little heftier you decide it's high time to leave. You're as ready as you're going to be.

I have been reading this for a bit and I just realized something. Was Vriska's death a heroic or just death?

>WV: walk through that hallway in the most stylish way possible.

>Stop to smell the flowers taste the spilled drink.

Against your better judgment you taste the liquid on the floor. You recognize the taste! Why it's APPLE JUICE! It is truly the ambrosia of drinks, much better than TAB. You live for this stuff! Dave and Karkat came over just today with a pack of them, they must have tossed these spent bottles out when-

Er.

What you MEANT to say is the Dave TYRANT and the shouty TYRANT must have carelessly tossed these empty bottles aside, littering the meteor with their MESS. If the AUTHORITY REGULATOR were here, he'd be disgusted at this travesty.

>WV: walk through that hallway in the most stylish way possible.



You strut your stuff down the hallway in the most incredibly stylish way possible. The sheer power of it could make even the sternest model cry in awe and inadequacy of their own ability.

>WV: grab the horn. make it happen. honk it.

You obtain a CLOWN HORN.











Nothing happens.



You don't know what you were expecting. It's just a CLOWN HORN.



You...

You did not honk the horn that time.

Don't turn back, tell the being behind you that you want the same thing, all the heretics dead. This one is a loose cannon, proceed with utmost caution and if you can't make an aliance happen, at least part ways as non enemies. Keep in mind that having an ally, even if a temporary one will prove useful; maybe you can kill a few TYRANTS if they are alone and unaware of your intentions but if your cover is blown an ally would prove useful.
Also inform the clown that there is a corpse with a head ready to harvest where you came from, that should please him.

>WV: be the dave tyrant

>WV: Greet Clown Horn Man

What?



No seriously. What? Why would you ever become the Dave TYRANT? That thought is so asinine it crosses all logic into the ridiculous. The Dave TYRANT, nor any other TYRANTS, will ever be YOU.

In your ATTEMPTS to be someone else you only partially succeed.



You are a PERSONIFIED MYSTERY who is a little annoyed to be interrupted at this moment.

Before you can enter a command you are FORCIBLY EJECTED from this point of view.



You are again the WRATHFUL VINDICATOR and-OH GOODNESS OH DEAR!!



Your head feels like it's in a vise! You're very FRIGHTENED and incapable of FREEING YOURSELF in such a compromising position!


>WV: Greet Clown Horn Man



In the smallest timidest voice you have you tell the clown hello and that it is going 'ok' but unfortunately you have a headache.

>WV: ask him if he wants to make a deal.

wv: finally find the dave tyrant and win hide and seek, once and for all

Show the tyrant clown his future to join you

WV: Tell Gamzee you want the same thing. Join together.

>Ask Clown Tyrant where the Puppet Tyrant is

You tell Gamzee that you'd love to help him paint this meteor with all the colors available. You want to join him and help-



OW OW OW OW!


WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE YOU SHOUT YOU WANT THEM DEAD YOU EVEN KILLED THE 8ITCH PLEASE YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT GETTING THE REST YET! THE TREE OF LIBERTY NEEDS TO BE WATERED WITH THE BLOOD OF TYRANTS FIRST!



He stops squeezing for a second. You resist the urge to sigh in relief.


>WV: Show the tyrant clown his future to join you







You share the FREEDOM OF SPEECH with the clown.

>gamzee: get very angry at your future

haha funnee cloun

Gamzee: realize fate is a motherfucking heretic