ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Sahxyel » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:09 am

Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:43 am
should i repeat my command or... :thinking_face:
:professor: If you want to resumbit you can quote your original submission, though chances are I may choose to use older submissions anyway if there aren't enough newer ones for a new upd8.

Also since I'm here I apologize for that wait. I got too wrapped up other stuff that took away from WV stuff and that's not cool. I will aspire to be much cooler now. Maybe not radical, as that is too much cool even for me. :rosecool:
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:15 am

Sahxyel wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:09 am
Generalrabogolfo wrote:
Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:43 am
should i repeat my command or... :thinking_face:
:professor: If you want to resumbit you can quote your original submission, though chances are I may choose to use older submissions anyway if there aren't enough newer ones for a new upd8.

Also since I'm here I apologize for that wait. I got too wrapped up other stuff that took away from WV stuff and that's not cool. I will aspire to be much cooler now. Maybe not radical, as that is too much cool even for me. :rosecool:
shrug, fine by me then~
Generalrabogolfo wrote:
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>WV: seek the highblood.
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:rosecool:

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:26 am

WV: Seek the highblood
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:41 am

>Fondly regard canned rations.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:03 am

I don't know if you've seen this yet, but regardless I hope to share this beautiful piece of fanart made for this adventure by babakinkin because everything about this is so good.

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#ReviveSpadesSlick #WVForNarrativeRelevance

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:26 am

CC I love it
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by kingof555 » Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:30 pm

wv: locate the yellow tyrant with the weird eyes and horns. perhaps he could be of assistance.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by AidanMullis524 » Wed May 13, 2020 1:47 am

>WV: Contemplate Use of 8itch Tyrant

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Wed May 13, 2020 2:22 am

I got so excited thinking this updated. Sahxyel pls come back this is the best fan adventure
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by adamantArchivist » Wed May 13, 2020 12:24 pm

kingof555 wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:30 pm
wv: locate the yellow tyrant with the weird eyes and horns. perhaps he could be of assistance.
...pretty sure Sollux isn't on the meteor at this point.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Wed May 13, 2020 12:37 pm

adamantArchivist wrote:
Wed May 13, 2020 12:24 pm
kingof555 wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 6:30 pm
wv: locate the yellow tyrant with the weird eyes and horns. perhaps he could be of assistance.
...pretty sure Sollux isn't on the meteor at this point.
You guys should fight about it.
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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>WV: seek the highblood.

Post by Sahxyel » Thu May 21, 2020 3:13 am

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After wracking your thoughts for what feels like an inordinate amount of time you decide to make tracks and look for the clown. Where to look first?

>WV: Fondly regard canned rations.

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Your poor cans. Your city is ruined, a chunk of it torn away by a rampaging and then gravely wounded 8lue 8itch. If you hadn't exhausted all your rage with her you'd probably bash her body a little more with the FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

Seeing a fond representation of your LIFE'S GOAL get torn down by such an unpleasant egotistical narcissistic TYRANT after seeing that GOAL destroyed for real crushed you. So, naturally, you crushed her skull.

>WV: Contemplate Use of 8itch Tyrant

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You suppose with how heavy she is you could kill someone if she was thrown at a sufficient height. Unfortunately you are not that strong. Maybe you can break off one of those horns to fashion as a can opener but they're stuck tight.

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Man I dragged my feet forever to draw out the Seek the Highblood mockup, I hate drawing environments lmao. Thanks everyone for your patience with me being a ball of garbage about this. Now I can see what I missed!
calamityCons wrote:
Wed Mar 18, 2020 9:03 am
I don't know if you've seen this yet, but regardless I hope to share this beautiful piece of fanart made for this adventure by babakinkin because everything about this is so good.

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YOOOOOOOO THIS IS SO SICK I LOVE IT :lemon: :lemon: :lemon: :lemon:
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu May 21, 2020 3:18 am

>WV: consider using your old mayo badge as a weapon.
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>WV: consider using your old mayo badge as a weapon.

Post by Sahxyel » Thu May 21, 2020 3:32 am

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This was not a badge, it was a sash. Your previously donned MAYO-RAL SASH could make for a decent rudimentary flail weapon but the damage it would do, you suspect, would be like slapping someone with thick noodly strings of licorice.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Zentoyo » Thu May 21, 2020 5:39 am

Not as a flail, but a sling. You are the David that will slay all those giagant and powerful tyrants, its fitting. A can to the head is both effective and poetic.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Thu May 21, 2020 3:39 pm

>Yeah! Also, loot that chest
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Sahxyel » Fri May 22, 2020 1:07 am

>WV: You are the David that will slay all those giagant and powerful tyrants, its fitting. A can to the head is both effective and poetic.

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That's a compelling argument. Okay, you're sold. You could probably stand to have something to use as a long-range solution. The FREEDOM OF SPEECH is more melee-oriented and there are some TYRANTS who you don't want to get too close to.

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You obtain the SNAPPED MAYO-RAL SASH.

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Better pick up some ammo for your new weapon.

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You obtain x4 RATION CANS.

>WV: Also, loot that chest

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You find a JUTTING OUT AND IMPUDENT FELT PLUSH!

You already knew this was in here because you saw the DAVE TYRANT put it in here. You aren't sure if it was a present or if he was just trying to get rid of it. Normally you'd be delighted about the gift and anoint this fellow as the sometimes-misbehaving Chair of Commerce for Can Town. He would undoubtedly get into all sorts of mischief unfitting of his profession and be disgracefully removed from office for his continued rump display in council meetings, public events, and in basic conversation. He was simply not a polite fellow and ill-fit for his position.

Disappointed, you put the fictionally disgraced Ex-Chair of Commerce back into the chest. You doubt someone so irresponsible can help you with this monumental task of TYRANT KILLING.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri May 22, 2020 3:09 am

>WV: dont forget your beautiful ambar! someone could steal it!
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Fri May 22, 2020 6:05 pm

>WV: exit room
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by luigi » Sat May 23, 2020 2:22 am

>Wear the puppet's red hat
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