ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:04 pm

>WV: don't listen to them. What we need to do right now is a silly dance to celebrate the kill.
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>WV: Check the huge 8itch off your mental list. There are yet more tyrants to bring DEMOCRACY to.

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You consult your TREE OF LIBERTY. So far it has only been watered with the blood of one TYRANT but in time it should be quenched by many more. You are not sure who some of them are and are certain you have never met them before in your life. You will have to rectify that in the future. For now you will be content in tearing down the TYRANTS that share the same space on this meteor as you since it is the only thing you can do right now.

>WV : Remember how did you encounter her

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You close your eyes and start to visualize just how you encountered the first TYRANT.

>WV: don't listen to them. What we need to do right now is a silly dance to celebrate the kill.

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Khiara » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:03 am

>WV : Enough dancing with a corpse. Go check the next TYRANT.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Sun Dec 01, 2019 3:11 pm

>WV: decide by a overly complex game who will be your next tyrant.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Katte » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:16 pm

>Vriska: Ressurrect.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Darth_Energon » Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:22 pm

>Vriska: Fail to resurrect.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:19 pm

> Vriska: Attempt to resurrect, but your death was deemed JUST as you are a TYRANT
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Crpal » Tue Dec 03, 2019 2:41 pm

>WV: Clean off can and introduce as a new citizen to your can town

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Tue Dec 03, 2019 11:00 pm

Store the corpse in your phone.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Sahxyel » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:46 am

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>WV : Enough dancing with a corpse. Go check the next TYRANT.

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One second please.

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Okay that's enough.

>WV: decide by a overly complex game who will be your next tyrant.

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Oh yes! You think that sounds like a great idea!

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You must use the most ARCANE of games to make such a daunting choice. These TYRANTS must be taken down very carefully. Any bad judgements could result in your quest for liberty and DEMOCRACY to fail.

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Eenie meanie mimey mo catch a TYRANT by the toe if they die then there you go eenie meanie mimey...

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:16 am

Prepare carefully to attack the Rose tyrant, she is much cleverer than the blue blood girl.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:06 am

>WV: use the same tactic you used against the troll light player. If it worked against one of them, it will work for them all.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Crpal » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:25 am

>WV: Use your charm and charisma to seduce the human tyrant. Wait, scratch that

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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Darth_Energon » Fri Dec 06, 2019 12:25 pm

WV: Fondly regard carapacians.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by MP the OP OG » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:10 pm

WV: fondly reagard your method of TYRANT killing
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Sahxyel » Sat Dec 07, 2019 4:08 am

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The game has spoken. The other Light TYRANT must perish next.

>WV: Prepare carefully to attack the Rose tyrant, she is much cleverer than the blue blood girl.

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You aren't too sure about that. In your personal experience while the Rose TYRANT reads fairly regularly she also sometimes bumbles about like a SODDEN FOOL and does nothing of real SIGNIFICANCE. The 8itch TYRANT had often inserted herself to bully the Rose TYRANT into avoiding the soporific drinks that made her such an embarrassing drunken mess so you suppose the tendency for her to do so has lessened recently. Still, you would not put it past her to SNEAK a drink here and there when the 8itch wasn't around.

There is however a problem with choosing the Rose TYRANT that you do have to consider carefully. She is rarely ALONE.

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The Rose TYRANT is often with the Fussy TYRANT which means facing off against two TYRANTS instead of one. You had the element of surprise against the 8itch TYRANT and doubt outside of taking one by surprise you will have much luck with the other. The two also care incredibly about each other which means they will undoubtedly be as furiously encouraged to retaliate against you as you are to them once one of them dies.

You'd either need to lure one away from the other or get some help with this project.

>WV: Fondly regard carapacians.

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You fondly regard your lost companions by dredging up an old memory. As fond as your recollections are you cannot deny it hurts as well. After being alone so long your companions you found in the endless wastes were the first contact you had with anyone else since the Revolution...and the Massacre. You could expect one of them to help you on your quest for removing these TYRANTS.

Sadly your friends are not here. One had gone elsewhere, though you don't know what her destination could have been. The others you never saw again. You feel deep inside that they are nonetheless gone forever. The Sovereign Slayer undoubtedly would have seen to that.

Something clenches uncomfortably in your gut. It isn't the phantom pain of the Slayer's hand having previously entered it with unwelcome intent.

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Your resolve falters. You've had a PROPHETIC DREAM about rending destruction on others like the Slayer. You never thought you could bring yourself to harm anyone after the Massacre.

What are you doing? You have blood on your hands. It isn't the bright red blood that makes your blood freeze but it still was someone's blood. You're plotting to kill more and you know from watching the Windy Boy that they shared the red blood that you have. You even want to hurt the Windy Boy that you helped so long ago. It hurts.

Why do you want to hurt them? Why debase yourself to be a new Sovereign Slayer? You never wanted to be that.

>WV: fondly regard your method of TYRANT killing
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You regard the FREEDOM OF SPEECH but not fondly. This thing was wondrous but the KNOWLEDGE it granted you is far from it. You wish it wasn't true. You wish everything wasn't true.

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But this fantastic device showed you everything.

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The past.

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The present.

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The future.

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THE FUTURE!!!!
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by RoyalFiddle » Sat Dec 07, 2019 5:12 am

ah, fuck
ROS3S 4R3 BL4CK
V1OL3TS 4R3 BL4CK
3V3RYTH1NG 1S BL4CK
1M BL1ND
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:27 am

>WV: Calm down. You need a cool head to KILL the Rose TYRANT
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by calamityCons » Sat Dec 07, 2019 10:59 am

> Trick the Rose Tyrant into "helping" you by cleaning yourself up, then pretending to be scared and surprised by the 8itch Tyrant's corpse.
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Re: ALTERNATE MAYORVERSE

Post by Tarty_ » Sat Dec 07, 2019 8:04 pm

>WV: Seek aid, there must yet be one on this democracy-forsaken rock that you can trust

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