Your name is Swifer Eggmop. Yes, really. You can hear the befulled laughter from five miles away. Still you see yourself as a PEPPY and OPTIMISTIC person although, that's getting HARDER AND HARDER TO BE these days.
You rather enjoy the art of MUSICAL THEATER and the excitement of certain CARAPACIAN ANIMATIONS. You also run a blog, AIN'T IT A FINE LIFE, to see the GOOD NEWS in the world, which you feel is getting HARDER AND HARDER to find.
What will you do?
