Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:05 pm
>YOU HEARD ME CICIEREGA
>put something in your pockets
>put something in your pockets
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Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:06 pm
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2021 6:06 pm
> Harry: Examine the 3rd and 4th walls of Neil's Room.
> Neil: Attach poster to wall
> Neil: Captchalogue cake.
> Neil: Attach poster to wall
> Neil: Captchalogue cake.
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:50 am
Your pockets are too full of jelly beans!
You use the TACS and POSTER on the blank space on the wall.
It's glorious. Exactly what you wanted. Your lil' sis really came through this time.
You hear a notice from your COMPUTER. Someone is messaging you.
Harry is angry to have his efforts disrupted.
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 7:29 am
>Well, take the jelly beans out, then, Neil
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 1:21 pm
> Neil: Answer chum.
> Neil: Examine computer.
> Neil: Look out window.
> Harry: Equip yourself to Neil's strife specibus.
> Neil: Examine computer.
> Neil: Look out window.
> Harry: Equip yourself to Neil's strife specibus.
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 11:55 pm
Neil: take a look outside.
Neil: check your chums.
Neil: check your chums.
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 3:20 am
You pull up to your COMPUTER. This is where you spend most of your
time. You decorated your desktop with some rather handsome WALLPAPER
which you made yourself. You are really proud of it.
Your desktop is also littered with various CODING AND MUSIC PROJECTS.
You are so bad at writing songs sometimes you wonder why you even bother
with it.
Your PESTERCHUM application is flashing. Someone is trying to get in touch with you.
Only one of your CHUMS is logged in. He's sent you a message.
Show Pesterlog
Show
-- roBo-b [RB] began pestering megoSpago [MS] at 08:23 --
RB: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
MS: i got a poster for ernest goes to camp, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, his commercials were so funny.
RB: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened can of mello yello in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
MS: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen any classic beverage commercials starring jim varney as ernest p. worell?
RB: but
RB: i don’t even know any of my neighbors
RB: are you suggesting theyre all gonna jump me as soon as i go outside
MS: all im saying is don’t you think if it could happen to a redneck with a heart of gold, it could happen to any old guy with a blog?
MS: try using your brain numbnuts.
RB: why was vern so violent towards earnest anyways
RB: i mean he was closing windows on his fingers after 30 seconds max
MS: it was the 15th day in a row earnest interrupted his breakfast.
RB: ok i can accept that
RB: hillbilly D-list celebrity douchebags are persistent and intrusive neighbors
RB: also jim varney has a really punchable face
RB: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
RB: did you get the beta yet
MS: no.
MS: did you?
RB: man i got my copy ages ago
RB: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
RB: did you see how it got slammed in gamepro????
MS: gamepro is a joke and we both know it.
RB: yeah
RB: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
MS: alright.
RB: hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today
MS: i got a poster for ernest goes to camp, it's so awesome. i'm going to watch it again today, his commercials were so funny.
RB: oh hell that is such a coincidence i just found an unopened can of mello yello in my closet it is like fucking christmas up in here
MS: ok thats fine, but i just have one question and then a word of caution. have you ever seen any classic beverage commercials starring jim varney as ernest p. worell?
RB: but
RB: i don’t even know any of my neighbors
RB: are you suggesting theyre all gonna jump me as soon as i go outside
MS: all im saying is don’t you think if it could happen to a redneck with a heart of gold, it could happen to any old guy with a blog?
MS: try using your brain numbnuts.
RB: why was vern so violent towards earnest anyways
RB: i mean he was closing windows on his fingers after 30 seconds max
MS: it was the 15th day in a row earnest interrupted his breakfast.
RB: ok i can accept that
RB: hillbilly D-list celebrity douchebags are persistent and intrusive neighbors
RB: also jim varney has a really punchable face
RB: but who cares about this lets stop talking about it
RB: did you get the beta yet
MS: no.
MS: did you?
RB: man i got my copy ages ago
RB: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring
RB: did you see how it got slammed in gamepro????
MS: gamepro is a joke and we both know it.
RB: yeah
RB: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now
MS: alright.
Your window doesn’t open, but you can see your FRONT YARD.
Hanging from the tree is your TIRE SWING. In a kid's yard, a tree
without a tire swing is like a proper gentleman without a monocle. That
is to say, HE CAN HARDLY BE CONSIDERED A TERRIBLY PROPER GENTLEMAN AT
ALL.
And there beside your driveway is the mailbox.
Re: Guaranteed* Comic
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 12:59 pm
> Neil: Examine mailbox.
> Neil: Leave room in search of presents.
> Neil: Combine BED SHEETS and WIZARD HEADDRESS.
I'd also raise up your gif color table by a tad. Very pattern-y panels, currently.
> Neil: Leave room in search of presents.
> Neil: Combine BED SHEETS and WIZARD HEADDRESS.
I'd also raise up your gif color table by a tad. Very pattern-y panels, currently.