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Prosperity Corporation

Post by Sandstriker » Wed Mar 03, 2021 5:59 pm

Ah shit, here we go again.
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Music plays gently through the system as you stand in your new office. It's a bit barren, all things considered, but you've always believed yourself to be a minimalist at heart, so it fits you all the same.

You have just been recently hired by Prosperity Corp. A multi-billion dollar corporation. You don't particularly remember putting IN the application, let alone interviewing for it, but who turns down a job like this? You were put into your new office right away, not even having time to put on much else than your favorite t-shirt and pants.

Now that you're here, you find yourself rather underwhelmed and not being quite sure what you were hired here for.

What will you do?

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:17 pm

Slack off as long as you can before getting caught
whose behind all that facial hair? surely it can't be luigi, that guy disappeared a long time ago

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by luigi » Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:18 pm

Find the copier and make photocopies of your butt.
whose behind all that facial hair? surely it can't be luigi, that guy disappeared a long time ago

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by BrobyDDark » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:40 am

Crawl into the vents

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by Sandstriker » Thu Mar 04, 2021 12:09 pm

luigi wrote:
Wed Mar 03, 2021 11:17 pm
Slack off as long as you can before getting caught
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You spend a record breaking 5 minutes staring at the ceiling fan and drooling over yourself before realizing you don't really have much to slack off with. Or... any work to get done for that matter. Odd.
BrobyDDark wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:40 am
Crawl into the vents
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That feels a bit TOO suspicious of an action to do. Plus there isn't even a vent to let you do that!

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There IS a window on the other side of your desk though.

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by luigi » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:39 pm

Pull back the curtains
whose behind all that facial hair? surely it can't be luigi, that guy disappeared a long time ago

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by BrobyDDark » Thu Mar 04, 2021 7:54 pm

Find some vents

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by Sandstriker » Fri Mar 05, 2021 8:08 pm

luigi wrote:
Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:39 pm
Pull back the curtains
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This... is unusual.

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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by luigi » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:32 pm

Go explore the vaporwave landscape
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Re: Prosperity Corporation

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:41 pm

>chew on the save button sitting on your desk

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