Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

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A young lass stands in her room. Thought it was only 15 years ago she was given life, it is today a project she has worked on almost her entire life will be complete.
Why don't you try giving her a name?
>Enter name.

The lass has wisened up to your shenanigans and will have none of it.
In fact, she had prepared for this very eventuality. No silly name for you.

Oops.
>Examine room.

Your name is EVE. Just EVE.
You are the EXECUTIVE HALF of a RATHER LARGE PROJECT that occupies most of your time. You have a great number of NOTES from your PARTNER IN CRIME in your room, which you keep in NEAT STACKS, three in number as of now.
When you're not working on your PROJECT, which is admittedly not very much time, you enjoy MUSICAL THEATER.
What will you do?

>Examine name placard.

>Go to viewtopic.php?f=20&t=1169 on your laptop.

>Examine project.

(Note: I am taking commands from several other places.)
>Climb under your bed, where your hidden fort resides.

Your MATRESS is one piece! There can be no FORT in there, HIDDEN or otherwise
After moving the neccessary items out of the way, however, you find a HERSHEY'S® KISS!

You try to express your approval at the eventsDue to your near-constant TIREDNESS, you come across as the happiness equivalent of a dying fish.
>Secure your notes so no shenanigans topple them.

What you fail to understand is that SHENANIGANS are part and parcel of your very reality, and you would no sooner divert a river from its course than protect your beloved NOTES from falling victim to said shenanigans.
Which is just great.
>Examine name placard.

Ah, your NAMETAG.
You wrote it a few hours ago because, if you didn't, some jackass would have named you something along the lines of "Turdface Stinkbreath".
You have to be vigilant. You cannot allow any lapse in guard to happen. The damage to your DIGNITY would be too severe.

>Give yourself a nice chocolate kiss.

>Go raid the fridge for snacks.

>Examine wall Yggdrasil