Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

HM and SA: Analyze observation room documents in greater detail.

Looks like you don't need to. The guy only made it around the corner.

You do that. There's nothing there that you don't already know, though. Probably.

> HM: Finish devouring the rest of escapee body, don't waste perfectly good FLESH!

>HM: check your meat flesh. Maybe you just cant fit any more flesh inside.

Ok, you do that. While you're at it, you check your MEAT SACK to see if you have room. Which, of course, you do, because you haven't assimilated anything else recently since the last time we checked. Aside from the RESEARCHER of course, whose body gave you +2 MEAT PIECES.


The increase in meat sees you grow a FLEXIBLE APPENDAGE on your back.

>SA: scream at new appendage.

SA: Give new friend a "high five" towards his newly acquired tendril.

SpidderKeen wrote: ↑

Wed Nov 20, 2019 4:49 am

SA: Give new friend a "high five" towards his newly acquired tendril.

second'd

SA: scream at newfound tendril to assert dominance

Fuck yeah!!!

HM & SA: Begin exploring halls for new friends... or snacks.

>SA & HM: explore where the recently digested guard was going.

You begin exploring the halls for new friendsnacks, turning the corner that researcher tried crawling to.
There's a small crack in the wall above a containment cell labelled "Visual Hazard"


Wait. What the fuck.
Looks like whatever was in that containment cell is now on HM's tentacle appendage. It blurs in a weird way.

SA: Scream inquisitively at door.

>SA: Scream so hard that you can shift to a reality where HA limb is not pixelated.

HM: Attempt to rub off pixelation on the door

> SA: Shift to a reality where tentacle appendages aren't censored.

HM and SA scream in unison to avoid being separated as they switch between realities, but it seems that no matter what reality they're in, the anomaly that was in that cell blurs HM's tentacle appendage.

> SA: Attempt to look through hole in wall.