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trueBug
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Aeroplane
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by Aeroplane » Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:22 pm
Gimme a beer, a pack of condoms, a big box copy of Duke Nukem 3D, and 28 and a half strippers
-She will feed you, tomatoes, and radio wire.
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lavendersiren
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by lavendersiren » Fri Mar 29, 2024 2:46 am
a cookies and cream milkshake would be nice
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trueBug
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Aeroplane
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by Aeroplane » Sun Mar 31, 2024 8:31 am
Yes, I would like to have the joy of a grandfather holding their grandson for the first time, preferably encased in a mason jar, but a Ziploc bag will also do.
-She will feed you, tomatoes, and radio wire.
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trueBug
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by trueBug » Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:51 pm
> Obtain refreshments.
Alright, time to get my serve on!
First we have a nice, malty, frothy OATMEAL STOUT fresh off the tap. You did not specify what kind of beer you wanted, so I am giving you one that’s actually good. Don’t come crying back to the bar demanding an IPA, please. I am never going to serve an IPA here. IPAs are sour bullshit for cows who want to drink liquid cud.
And then we have a COOKIES AND CREAM MILKSHAKE. Excellent choice. You can’t ask for a better mix-in than those chocolate sandwich cookies, I would say.
Finally, we need… a mason jar of grandfatherly bliss?
Aw, fuck.
Here’s the thing. The best way to serve up some grandfatherly bliss is to extract it fresh off of the grandfather the very instant he gets to hold that grandson of his for the first time. And I am a stickler for quality. I don’t want to just draw up a cheap imitation of a once-in-a-lifetime experience.
If you really want this, I would have to go out and get it for you.
This is supposed to be Pax Imago’s Quest For Fantrolls, not Pax Imago Goes On Errands. I have a BIG ADVENTURE to start! I really do! I’ve been working on it for months now, you know? And I need to gather a bunch of fantrolls and other fan characters crafted by readers like you to make it work as intended!!
But you are the reader here, and I have to respect the role you play in this story. So you tell me what should happen next here.
Should I COMMENCE MY QUEST FOR FANTROLLS? Or should I GET SIDETRACKED BY SOME BULLSHIT ERRANDS?
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Aeroplane
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by Aeroplane » Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:44 pm
ERRANDS! ERRANDS! ERRANDS!
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lavendersiren
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by lavendersiren » Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:59 am
Let's get to teh fantrolls nao