XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

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XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by meatman » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:33 am

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Your name is ZIGGY. You are currently standing in a rear foyer belonging to a gang of dangerous BYTE BANDITS,
who recently burgled your MACGUFFIN DRIVE. You and your gang are now exacting REVENGE by killing every last one of them.

What will you do?
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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by BrobyDDark » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:35 am

>place plant upside down

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by enerdgeia » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:39 am

> Equip glass shard as weapon.
:olliesouty: Here's a countdown, and a blast-off :olliesouty:

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by boogs » Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:48 am

> Pull on hanging cables.
> Rummage in mouse hole.

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by potatoisgood » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:22 am

> Examine eight on the wall.
> Try opening that door.
the nuzloquest guy :cool:

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by meatman » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:01 pm

enerdgeia wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:39 am
> Equip glass shard as weapon.
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You've already got arms, numbnuts!

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You will pick up that glass, though. Who knows when it could be useful.

BrobyDDark wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:35 am
>place plant upside down
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You pick up the PLANT.

The pressure plate it was sitting atop grinds back into place.
Rooms away, you hear something heavy move.

boogs wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 3:48 am
> Rummage in mouse hole.
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KEY GET!

You don't know what to use this on.

potatoisgood wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:22 am
> Examine eight on the wall.
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It's a poster advertising, of all things... the very gang whose base you just infiltrated.
It is adorned in various FUTURISTIC SHAPES to indicate that you are in the FUTURE.

What a bunch of self centered assholes.
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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by potatoisgood » Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:32 pm

> Angrily tear down the poster.
the nuzloquest guy :cool:

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XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by Thayle » Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:58 pm

> Trash their flimsy rug.

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by 070M4N » Fri Sep 10, 2021 11:25 am

> Be wary of any 8-obssesed spiders

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by mellox » Fri Sep 10, 2021 10:08 pm

>Bring up hideout map on your cool visor cause its the future and you can do that
:olliesouty:

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat Sep 11, 2021 1:13 am

>flip poster sideways so it can be INFINITE

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by hemomaddie » Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:56 pm

>Take the poster. You deserve it.
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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by meatman » Tue Jan 11, 2022 1:38 pm

Thayle wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 8:58 pm
> Trash their flimsy rug.
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Bladder still full from a meal before this expedition, you piss all over their shitty space-ikea rug. Take that, assholes.

Your CHOLERY meter is nearly emptied!
potatoisgood wrote:
Thu Sep 09, 2021 5:32 pm
> Angrily tear down the poster.
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You tear the poster from its spot on the wall. Little scraps get left behind, still clinging to the wheatpaste.
hemomaddie wrote:
Sat Sep 11, 2021 3:56 pm
>Take the poster. You deserve it.
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Okay. You'll save this for later, in case you get hungry or something.
NEXT.
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You continue onwards, deeper into the maze of hallways which surely lays before you. Before you can get too far, however, you reach a crossroads.

Three doors stand before you. What do you do?
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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by Golden-Ratio » Tue Jan 11, 2022 5:22 pm

> Look through the trash-can-thing hanging on the wall for loot

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by potatoisgood » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:15 pm

> Hang on those cables.
> Examine doors.
the nuzloquest guy :cool:

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Re: XENOFUNK REVENGE SQUAD

Post by aquaticFoxfire » Tue Jan 11, 2022 8:16 pm

> backflip into trashcan
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What to do now? is another project I've got.

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