Office Job.

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Office Job.

Post by coolBeans » Fri Mar 05, 2021 9:49 pm

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A Tidy Businessman sits in his office chair.
A few moments ago, his alarmed ticked off for his lunch break, but he wants to finish some things off first before going.

What are those things? or rather, what will he do?

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Re: Office Job.

Post by Sandstriker » Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:06 am

Clean up the oil spill on the wall

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Re: Office Job.

Post by luigi » Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:33 pm

>Use hammer on clown heads
spambot wrote:The passion amongst men is increasing.

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Re: Office Job.

Post by Deacon Blues » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:08 pm

> Stand on recycle bin to look out your window.
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Re: Office Job.

Post by BrobyDDark » Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:16 pm

>file your reports on the case of George Washington XV v. The United States of America

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Re: Office Job.

Post by coolBeans » Sun Mar 07, 2021 11:43 am

Sandstriker wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 8:06 am
Clean up the oil spill on the wall
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Oil spill? You don't know what you mean!
BrobyDDark wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:16 pm
>file your reports on the case of George Washington XV v. The United States of America
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You start doing that. Yeah, this is a file alright.
Deacon Blues wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 6:08 pm
> Stand on recycle bin to look out your window.
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You would, but there's a clown inside of it at the moment!

You wouldn't hurt a clown, would you?
luigi wrote:
Sat Mar 06, 2021 4:33 pm
>Use hammer on clown heads
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You throw the DOCUMENT PAPER at the clown. This didn't help at all.

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Re: Office Job.

Post by Deacon Blues » Sun Mar 07, 2021 3:27 pm

> Free clown from recycle bin.
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Re: Office Job.

Post by BrobyDDark » Sun Mar 07, 2021 5:51 pm

>you would, in fact, hurt a clown
>>do so

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Re: Office Job.

Post by AKpen » Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:20 pm

>get yelled at by the clown for throwing trash on him

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Re: Office Job.

Post by classpectanon » Mon Mar 08, 2021 3:24 pm

>spill poster
I'm more easily reached at classpectanon#4228 on Discord. I will respond to reports faster there because PHPBB's notification system is borked and doesn't email me when you report things.

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Re: Office Job.

Post by Scrungo » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:30 am

>Examine small papers above the computer

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Re: Office Job.

Post by Endater » Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:22 pm

>Stand on stool and look out the window
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