√Homestuck

[Radical Dude 42]

Hello all! If you're feeling anything like me, you may feel that Homestuck and its related stories are exponentially getting further from what originally drew us into Homestuck and MSPA. If you don't feel that way, that's fine though, but if you do, hopefully this forum adventure will be a nice return to that feeling for you. Introducing...

> √Homestuck




You are a Breathy Inheritor standing in a room. You prefer the name "John", though.

The room you are in is white and mostly unfurnished. There are doors on either side, and a couple of objects strewn about.

What will you do?

(also there is an MSPFA mirror in case you like that kind of stuff)

[Will]

> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.

[lavendersiren]

> Eat your windsock and breakdance on the ceiling

[RoyalFiddle]

Do the windy thing all over your desk

[Radical Dude 42]

(first off I'm going to mention that I'm also taking commands from MSPFA comments, which should explain all of these commands that didn't come from here. enjoy!)

> Retrieve arms from Huss painting.




You already have arms!! You would think that this would be common knowledge by now.

> Examine the large portrait of Andrew Hussie.

So this is Andrew Hussie. It has been a long time since you've thought about him, since the world ended.

Wait, did he just blink??

You spend some more time looking at the GIF, even though it doesn't have any animation in it.

> Allocate the Hammer to your strife specibus.




You don't allocate it because you already have allocated your strife specibus to hammerkind, but you do add it to your strife portfolio. Not like you really needed to, though, because you have a god damn bunch of hammers.

> John: Use the magnifying glass to focus the light on the portrait and set it on fire.




You don't think the light from that dinky little bulb could burn through anything, even if it was magnified a thousand times.

> John: Leave your house.




Nothing is easy in your life. Also this isn't your house.

There is still the other door on the other side of the room, though.

[Will]

> Examine the other corners of the room.
> Use one of your amazing hammers to break down the brick wall.

[Mirage Xel]

>Look for safe behind Huss portrait.
>Check sylladex.

[PilotBlackSmith]

>Try to contact one of your friends

[lavendersiren]

> lick the bricks

[Radical Dude 42]

> smash brick wall




You lightly obliterate the wall.

> Juggle hammers.




Since you have hardly done anything goofy, you decide to start juggling hammers.

One of the hammers hits the light fixture and knocks the light out. There are lightbulb shards everywhere.

> Next.




Andrew Hussie's lips are now illuminated.

> Remove lightbulb from lamp.




You pick up the glass shards. Oh, and there's your sylladex. That didn't stop being a thing or anything.

>Check sylladex.

You are currently holding MANY (~) GLASS SHARDS, ONE (1) POSTER, THREE (3) GUSHERS, ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, an ENTIRE QUEUESTACK FULL OF SHOES, ONE (1) MODUS CONTROL DECK (of which you are unsure of the logic here. It is configuring the sylladex it is residing inside, you guess?), and then TWO (2) CANS OF SHAVING CREAM.

>Try to contact one of your friends

You don't have any communication devices! You can't contact one of your friends right now.

What do you look like, a telepath?

> John: Examine the other side of the room.




You approach the other door.

But Andrew's lips.

They beckon you back.

> BI: Take a closer look at the portrait of the clown.




You already said you prefer "John", but okay.

You take down the piece of art. On the back of it, there seems to be some sort of alien code.

No, it is pretty obviously just a measure of music.

There is also a small MONITOR providing light, a small MECHANICAL DOOR, and three BUTTONS.

[foreverFlummoxed]

John: Make a mental note to play the notes " C G A C" on the first piano you come across.

[Mandy]

>John: Use hammer to press first button

[North-West-]

> Examine lighted monitor

[Shitpost Lizard]

John: Eat shaving cream for nourishment.

[Generalrabogolfo]

>John: dude just turn into wind lol

[SC]

>John: Play a computer game.

[Morphimus]

> John: Put Andrew back on the wall.

[Radical Dude 42]

Sorry for the super late update, I just didn't really have any drive to work on it for those... months that went by. Also I kind of forgot that I was hosting this here, so none of the commands in this update are actually from here! Some have similar sentiments, though. On with the story!

> John: Pick up those hammers, you messy goof!




You put all the hammers back into your strife specibus.

> Don groucho specs.




There is nothing that can be improved by a CLEVER DISGUISE, even when it is not needed.

> John: Examine monitor.




What in the world!!! The monitor shows your friend Rose!

> John: Press the leftmost button.




The speaker crackles to life and Rose shoots a sideways glance at it.

You can probably use this to speak to her.

> Next.

Spoiler

Show

JOHN: rose?
JOHN: hey, rose, can you hear me?
ROSE: Yes, John, I can hear you.
JOHN: okay good.
JOHN: where the hell are we?
JOHN: and where are you in relation to me?
ROSE: I don't know.
JOHN: hm. okay. i guess i should have expected that.
ROSE: I can't imagine you recognize your surroundings either?
JOHN: no, i can't. there's a table with a hammer and a magnifying glass on it, and also a big photograph of some guy.
JOHN: it looks like you have different things in your room. like that book and that key. have you tried to use that key on any doors?
ROSE: Well, that explains the camera pointed at me.
ROSE: I do have different things here, though. There's also a very ugly stuffed rabbit and what I presume is a piano key.
ROSE: And I haven't tried the key on anything, no. I've just been reading this book on telepathy. It was under the desk.
JOHN: i cannot believe you are just reading some lame book instead of trying keys on doors and having cool adventures. try and live a little, rose.
ROSE: I'll try. I can only imagine the tens of thousands of puzzles you have already solved.
JOHN: i actually haven't solved any puzzles yet. i just kind of broke a lightbulb while juggling some hammers.
ROSE: A puzzling activity.
JOHN: yeah, whatever. though i have found some sheet music on the back of that photo i mentioned earlier. which definitely seems like a part of some kind of puzzle.
JOHN: i think i should figure out to do with it now. enjoy your silly magic book.
ROSE: Hasn't it been expressed multiple times that magic is most definitely real? Who's the silly one now?
JOHN: oh, i guess you are right. i ought to find one of those SERIOUS magic books, then, and take a look at it.
JOHN: talk to you later.

> John: Play the music, you're a pianist, right?




It's a little hard to play the piano without a piano, numbnuts!!

> In lieu of any available instruments, attempt to whistle the music instead.




You try to whistle the notes, but nothing happens.

> John: Search for an instrument of which to use to play the provided melody.






You go through the door you neglected earlier and wow look that is exactly what you needed.

[calamityCons]

Slam your hands on the keys willy nilly

[MP the OP OG]

>JE: Toss glass shards like shurken