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who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:42 am

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Re: who readin the bible

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Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Tue Dec 10, 2019 3:11 am

no dont
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by aspiringWatcher » Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
The world is vast and full and wonders, no matter what they tell you.

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Re: who readin the bible

Post by Crpal » Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am

aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?

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Re: who readin the bible

Post by aspiringWatcher » Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 am

Crpal wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?
I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by arachnidsGrip » Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm

I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by MorganMustDie » Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm

#JudasDidNothingWrong
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:17 pm

MorganMustDie wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm
#JudasDidNothingWrong
Judascourse

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Re: who readin the bible

Post by aspiringWatcher » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:02 pm

MorganMustDie wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm
#JudasDidNothingWrong
he sold his bro out for thirty cash
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:54 pm

Everybody gangsta til the Lamb opens the Seventh Seal.
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by egg » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:06 pm

Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:07 pm

MorganMustDie wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm
#JudasDidNothingWrong
arachnidsGrip wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm
I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 am
Crpal wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?
I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.
egg wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:06 pm
Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.
This whole thread is going to hell
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:13 pm

good.
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by aspiringWatcher » Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:21 pm

galileanTactician wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:07 pm
MorganMustDie wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 7:55 pm
#JudasDidNothingWrong
arachnidsGrip wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm
I tried to get into the bible fandom but honestly it was really hard to read. Didn't make sense to me, and this Jesus guy is totally a Gary Sue. 2/8. ::::/
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 11:36 am
Crpal wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 10:56 am


I bet you're a Jesus-kin aren't you?
I choose to believe Jesus kins everyone.
egg wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 5:06 pm
Is God the Father a twink or a himbo. I need to know.
This whole thread is going to hell
that was the intention
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by MorganMustDie » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:20 pm

Honestly the worldbuilding in the old testament was incredible, but it lost its way when they retconned everything for the new testament :/
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by egg » Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:41 pm

It could be argued that the Christian God's arc and Vriska Serket's arc have similar parallels. Observe.
In the Old Testament, God is an all-seeing being, who demands everyone's attention, and whose wrath often incur cruel and unusual punishments on people whom the anti-God (anti-Vriska) and religious (Vriska stans) fandom continue to argue over whether or not they deserved it.
In the New Testament, God is painted as a purely good being, who guides a human being, operating on a different realm from his entirely (Heaven vs Earth), who perishes in an unusual location possessing recognizable iconography in order to ascend to godhood, a feat which he accomplishes after a short while of being actually dead. This human being, possessing charisma and wisdom. With his power, he absolves the sins of his people, thus fixing everything, all while God takes most of the credit for it, thus generating endless controversy in the real life Jesus fandom.
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Re: who readin the bible

Post by Sokota » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:05 pm

I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?

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Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:46 pm

Sokota wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:05 pm
I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?
Have you tried talking to the Burning Bush? I've heard he's a vital NPC for the quest.
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