who readin the bible

All words, all the time.
User avatar
Generalrabogolfo
Posts: 1193
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:08 pm
Location: Caliborn's Tummy
Pronouns: El, el rabo
Classpect: bard of mind
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Dec 12, 2019 2:41 am

galileanTactician wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:46 pm
Sokota wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:05 pm
I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?
Have you tried talking to the Burning Bush? I've heard he's a vital NPC for the quest.
Maybe his quest is bugged. I heard of one session where for some reason the plages got bugged and the frog span generation broke.
:rosecool:

User avatar
aspiringWatcher
Posts: 150
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:23 pm
Location: Floating beyond the light of the Green Sun
Pronouns: he/they
Classpect: Allegedly Scribe of Life
Moon: Prospit
Contact:

Re: who readin the bible

Post by aspiringWatcher » Thu Dec 12, 2019 3:11 am

egg wrote:
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:41 pm
It could be argued that the Christian God's arc and Vriska Serket's arc have similar parallels. Observe.
In the Old Testament, God is an all-seeing being, who demands everyone's attention, and whose wrath often incur cruel and unusual punishments on people whom the anti-God (anti-Vriska) and religious (Vriska stans) fandom continue to argue over whether or not they deserved it.
In the New Testament, God is painted as a purely good being, who guides a human being, operating on a different realm from his entirely (Heaven vs Earth), who perishes in an unusual location possessing recognizable iconography in order to ascend to godhood, a feat which he accomplishes after a short while of being actually dead. This human being, possessing charisma and wisdom. With his power, he absolves the sins of his people, thus fixing everything, all while God takes most of the credit for it, thus generating endless controversy in the real life Jesus fandom.
So you're saying god kins Vriska Serket and John is a messiah
The world is vast and full and wonders, no matter what they tell you.

User avatar
classpectanon
Site Admin
Posts: 403
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:45 pm
Pronouns: They/It
Classpect: Sylph of Light
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by classpectanon » Thu Dec 12, 2019 8:31 am

has anyone ever considered that hermetic kabbalah mysticism basically turns the torah into a JRPG setting because i think about that all the god damn time
I'm more easily reached at classpectanon#4228 on Discord. I will respond to reports faster there because PHPBB's notification system is borked and doesn't email me when you report things.

User avatar
Prime
Posts: 96
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:47 pm
Location: Green Midget Cafe, Bromley
Moon: Prospit

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Prime » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:01 am

aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I tried reading dante's inferno but it's like he has it out for the Greek and Egyptian fandoms, which is really quite telling of the bible's fandom as a whole. So toxic.
Image

User avatar
galileanTactician
Posts: 93
Joined: Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:44 am
Location: Hell, Michigan
Pronouns: Ur Mom Gay Lol
Classpect: Mooge o Spooce
Moon: Derse
Contact:

Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:47 am

Prime wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:01 am
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I tried reading dante's inferno but it's like he has it out for the Greek and Egyptian fandoms, which is really quite telling of the bible's fandom as a whole. So toxic.
Dude just puts his self insert into the story just hang out with his husbando Virgil purely for wish fulfilment.
At least the lore of the world was pretty cool
Image

User avatar
Generalrabogolfo
Posts: 1193
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:08 pm
Location: Caliborn's Tummy
Pronouns: El, el rabo
Classpect: bard of mind
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:55 am

galileanTactician wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:47 am
Prime wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:01 am
aspiringWatcher wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:12 am
Thanks I prefer bible fanfics
I tried reading dante's inferno but it's like he has it out for the Greek and Egyptian fandoms, which is really quite telling of the bible's fandom as a whole. So toxic.
Dude just puts his self insert into the story just hang out with his husbando Virgil purely for wish fulfilment.
At least the lore of the world was pretty cool
I liked the ending tho. Felt what someone would say 'cathartic'.
:rosecool:

User avatar
galileanTactician
Posts: 93
Joined: Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:44 am
Location: Hell, Michigan
Pronouns: Ur Mom Gay Lol
Classpect: Mooge o Spooce
Moon: Derse
Contact:

Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Thu Dec 12, 2019 4:36 pm

Who here is a fan of the bible epilogues? Personally i couldn't stand how in Revelation Jesus, the kind lamb of God, murdered hundreds of people instead of being nice to them! baka so out of character
Image

User avatar
MorganMustDie
Posts: 556
Joined: Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:26 pm
Pronouns: f

Re: who readin the bible

Post by MorganMustDie » Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:34 pm

personally I'm more of a fan of Cool And New Religious Text
they got the characterisations much more spot on

Image
Image Perfection.

User avatar
Generalrabogolfo
Posts: 1193
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:08 pm
Location: Caliborn's Tummy
Pronouns: El, el rabo
Classpect: bard of mind
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:25 am

MorganMustDie wrote:
Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:34 pm
personally I'm more of a fan of Cool And New Religious Text
they got the characterisations much more spot on

Image
i think it was good but i find the translation to spanish to be more spot on with the humorous representation of it. Pijus Magnificus is way better than Biggus Dickus and theres nothing you can do to change this fact
:rosecool:

User avatar
galileanTactician
Posts: 93
Joined: Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:44 am
Location: Hell, Michigan
Pronouns: Ur Mom Gay Lol
Classpect: Mooge o Spooce
Moon: Derse
Contact:

Re: who readin the bible

Post by galileanTactician » Tue Dec 17, 2019 3:05 pm

Imagine screwing everyone over because you ate a fricken fruit. Couldn't be me honestly.
Image

User avatar
TH4NK YOU B3N
Posts: 302
Joined: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:36 am
Location: shorten my name as tyb3n
Pronouns: he/him
Classpect: Mage of Heart
Moon: Prospit

Re: who readin the bible

Post by TH4NK YOU B3N » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:25 am

i'm never going to read the bible 'cuz it's longer than homestuck
only bad takes here

User avatar
sigmatic
Posts: 132
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2019 4:51 pm
Pronouns: he/him
Classpect: Rogue of Life
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by sigmatic » Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:48 am

TH4NK YOU B3N wrote:
Wed Dec 18, 2019 3:25 am
i'm never going to read the bible 'cuz it's longer than homestuck
i will never read the bible because it's shorter than homestuck :andrew:
Rogue of Life
forums? more like BOREums har har

User avatar
Brandibee
Posts: 28
Joined: Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:21 am
Classpect: Mage of Breath
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Brandibee » Thu Dec 26, 2019 6:40 pm

Did y'all hear about all the cut content? Someone made a compilation of the unused books called "Apocalyptica" or something, and the fandom thought that was that, but then there was even more stuff that the writers stashed in some cave out in the boonies! Wild.
Image

User avatar
TobeWonInToronto
Posts: 75
Joined: Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:51 pm
Location: The Godhalls of Ontario
Pronouns: she/her
Classpect: Lord of the Color Red
Moon: Derse
Contact:

Re: who readin the bible

Post by TobeWonInToronto » Thu Dec 26, 2019 8:40 pm

brb reading Halakha instead


Judaism GOATed
Image

User avatar
deadlyAdder
Posts: 217
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:43 pm
Pronouns: She/Her
Classpect: Seer of Breath
Moon: Prospit

Re: who readin the bible

Post by deadlyAdder » Mon Aug 03, 2020 6:44 pm

i dont know how you guys can like this stuff, i tried reading and got fed up with God's bullshit attitude almost immediately.
"here's a really cool fruit that gives you lot of smart!! now dont touch it."
he might as well have set up big neon signs pointing to the thing. and then he punishes them for doing the obvious thing. baka worst character.
Image

User avatar
harmoniousCalamity
Posts: 117
Joined: Thu Apr 30, 2020 10:21 pm
Location: Drifting in the Dream Bubbles
Pronouns: She/Her
Classpect: Lord Of Doom
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by harmoniousCalamity » Tue Aug 04, 2020 1:34 pm

Unironically I've read the bible front to back at least several times as a child, but I have no recollection on what the fuck goes on in there at all.
HC: There are twelve main classes Muse, Seer, Knight, Witch, Rogue, Heir, Page, Thief, Mage, Prince, Bard, Maid, and Lord---
YN:[yeah dude. Sylphs are fucking gay.].
HC: Shut up!

User avatar
BrobyDDark
Posts: 655
Joined: Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:16 am

Re: who readin the bible

Post by BrobyDDark » Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:04 pm

When're we getting a Bible^2 where Jesus gives birth to the Easter Bunny in secret without telling his waifu and God decides to mind control a bunch of people and talks in overly long bunches of text?

User avatar
Generalrabogolfo
Posts: 1193
Joined: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:08 pm
Location: Caliborn's Tummy
Pronouns: El, el rabo
Classpect: bard of mind
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Generalrabogolfo » Fri Aug 21, 2020 8:04 pm

just found out this amazing fanfic got deleted wtf guys? this is like, treason or something. i feel absolutely betrayed....
:rosecool:

User avatar
classpectanon
Site Admin
Posts: 403
Joined: Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:45 pm
Pronouns: They/It
Classpect: Sylph of Light
Moon: Derse

Re: who readin the bible

Post by classpectanon » Mon Aug 24, 2020 7:11 pm

im unironically reading the tanakh right now
I'm more easily reached at classpectanon#4228 on Discord. I will respond to reports faster there because PHPBB's notification system is borked and doesn't email me when you report things.

User avatar
Avery T Deaconari
Posts: 20
Joined: Mon Nov 30, 2020 9:11 am
Location: A small cabin by a lake in Meanwhile, Elsewhere
Classpect: Chief of Security [Ret]

Re: who readin the bible

Post by Avery T Deaconari » Mon Apr 12, 2021 5:15 pm

...does Sun Tzu's The Art of War count as a bible? (After all, it is pretty much the manual of military tactics; technology changes, sure, but war? War never changes.)
"That might be overkill. Then again... there is no kill like overkill."

Yeah, I'm that Avery T. Deaconari. (The T stands for "Tom".)

Post Reply