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luigi wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:43 am

>Lord Italian: Walk among the people as a living god just for fun.

>

LORD ITALIAN decides to WALK AMONG THE PEOPLE AS A LIVING GOD JUST FOR FUN... But... the PEOPLE seem to be DISTRACTED by something else!

>POWER CHILD: Ponder what your name is

>Power Child: concoct a devious scheme to usurp Lord Italian's power, so that you may one day make sure your people are no longer RIPE FOR THE SUFFERING, instead making them RIPE FOR SACCHARINE HAPPINESS

>Lord Italian: Begin training your successor.

Child: Challenge Lord Italian in an attempt to establish a communist dicatorship.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:06 am

>POWER CHILD: Ponder what your name is

Hmmm... your... NAME? you can't remember anything... in fact you remember NOTHING... A-are you, NOTHING?... YES. THAT IS YOUR NAME. You are NOT. You are... A VOID...2

RoyalFiddle wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:32 am

>Power Child: concoct a devious scheme to usurp Lord Italian's power, so that you may one day make sure your people are no longer RIPE FOR THE SUFFERING, instead making them RIPE FOR SACCHARINE HAPPINESS

Kidpen wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 10:33 am

Child: Challenge Lord Italian in an attempt to establish a communist dicatorship.

A VOID2 quickly begins CONCOCT[ing] A DEVIOUS SCHEME TO USURP LORD ITALIANS POWER. Your PEOPLE have been RIPE FOR SUFFERING for too long. It is time for them to be RIPE FOR SACCHARINE HAPPINESS.
Wow! look at that! Just the MAN you were LOOKING for. LORD ITALIAN is STANDING right BEHIND YOU.
You CHALLENGE LORD ITALIAN IN AN ATTEMPT TO ESTABLISH A COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP
He seems... receptive!

luigi wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 9:11 am

>Lord Italian: Begin training your successor.

LORD ITALIAN scoops up some ATMOSPHERE and brings the SMALL CHILD into his domain. LORD ITALIAN explains to the SMALL CHILD that you are ALREADY in a COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIP. And that since your PEOPLE have achieved a POST SCARCITY SOCIETY they can now BETTER THEMSELVES... They have been RIPE FOR SACCHARINE HAPPINESS the WHOLE TIME.

LI: "SMALL CHILD, I have DEEMED you WORTHY. I will now BEGIN TRAINING YOU[as my] SUCCESSOR"

>The real communism was the friends we made along the way.

>Eat pizza

Kidpen wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 12:02 pm

>The real communism was the friends we made along the way.

LORD ITALIAN begins his lesson as you both SOAR into the VOID

LI: "The first TENNANT of all REALITY is 'THE REAL COMMUNISM WAS THE FRIENDS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY."

YOU fondly remember THE FRIENDS [you] MADE ALONG THE WAY... But you remember NOTHING. Your mind is A VOID...2

luigi wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:32 pm

>Eat pizza

CHOMP. you CREATE and EAT a PIZZA... HMMM, this seems FAMILIAR, Dejavu...
LORD ITALIAN doesn't KNOW WHAT TO SAY

>Apologize for your rude table manners!

>apologize for apologizing!

luigi wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 2:27 pm

>Apologize for your rude table manners!

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:13 pm

>apologize for apologizing!

Where are your MANNERS? you SET a TABLE and SLICE THE PIZZA.

AVOID2: "Sorry about that"
LI: "it's fine don't apologize It's like the second tennant say--''
AVOID2: "sorry"
LI: "no, no its okay."
AVOID2: "No seriously I'm Sorry"

And the cycle continues until....

> John Egbert zaps in

calamityCons wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 4:53 pm

> John Egbert zaps in

Uhh. Well, this is AWKWARD.
Seems this REALITY's CONTINUITY is of TOO GREAT A DISTANCE from
J-JOHN E G GBERT
hm... oh no.
It seems you've HIT SOMETING...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.
I'm SCARED

Red: C O N S U M E

>BER: HIT RED

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:06 pm

Red: C O N S U M E

Generalrabogolfo wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:07 pm

>BER: HIT RED

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING??
AVOID2: "I'm SORRY, I said that I'm SORRY OKAY??"
LI: "MAMA MIA HoW ARE WE GOING to fix THIS?"

HOW do YOU fix THIS.