Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Granted! Vriska starts wearing Timberlands from now on.

Edit: jesus fuck dude, you just described my worst fears in technicolor.

I wish that Tavros survived his final encounter with vriska.

Imma keep it real with you chief, without Flashes, Animations, Music, or anything that defined what made Homestuck so memorable in the first place, Homestuck^2 is not going to last very long. My prediction is that they are going to stagnate for so long that they eventually lose any significant suppo...

Granted! It get stolen by a bunch of degenerates in horrible cosplay, and it gets posted on Twitter.

I wish that Homestuck^2 was finally cancelled so I can go homme and sleep.

Sokota wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:12 pm

Got 99 problems and the church is one of them.

I perfomed in a holiday play for the first time at my local high school! It was really fun, and everyone in my group did a great job!

I've gone Hollow from no Elden Ring news...

Crpal wrote: ↑

Fri Dec 13, 2019 12:36 pm

Can we give it up for the dang Chinese Zhou Dynasty for managing to maintain control over Central China for like 800 years. (1046-256 BC)

No one talks about Ancient China for some godawful reason.

China is whole again!

Then it broke again!

Protect and Care for the Teals! Serpaz/10

Absolutely Terrifying. Im gonna rate this 2.5/5 hats just to keep it real.

Granted! They now have an intense and passionate Kismesitude!

I wish for From Software to make a Dark Souls style Homestuck game.

Sekiro wins GOTY but no Elden Ring

Ive won... but at what cost?

Who here is a fan of the bible epilogues? Personally i couldn't stand how in Revelation Jesus, the kind lamb of God, murdered hundreds of people instead of being nice to them! baka so out of character

Banned for not using the Blues Brothers as a signature.

][ GT: Take a breather. ][ Phew! It's done! I've finally made that update! And it only took me... oh shit. That long? Wow how lazy am I... dammit. ][ GT: Address your audience ][ Oh yeah. You guys. Sorry for the wait everyone, but I've got some news I've been meaning to put down. Im just gonna go on...

][ By getting more sand tossed on you ][ That's a rather weird way of saying "A Huge Sandstorm Suddenly Happens". Because it does. A massive, unrelenting whirlwind of rolls over the dunes and stir up all that dwells on the landscape, including you. You are now completely covered with a layer of fin...

Thanks I prefer bible fanfics I tried reading dante's inferno but it's like he has it out for the Greek and Egyptian fandoms, which is really quite telling of the bible's fandom as a whole. So toxic. Dude just puts his self insert into the story just hang out with his husbando Virgil purely for wis...

I want his segway so I can T-Pose as I hover menacingly at people.

I think Roxy is the most boring character in Homestuck next to Calliope. She just comes across as "Rose but chill" and not even her drinking habits are exclusive to her as they are also stolen by Rose in act 6.

BrobyDDark wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 2:00 pm

Question: does anybody have any idea who the fuckin sea peoples were

I wanna say either Mycenaean Greeks, Proto Carthaginians, or the Minoans. Though I am probably very very wrong in that assumption.

Sokota wrote: ↑

Wed Dec 11, 2019 8:05 pm

I read it because I'm trying to beat the Jesus Christ videogame, but it didn't help at all. I'm stuck at Egypt and I can't open the Red Sea because I haven't unlocked Moses. How do I unlock him?

Have you tried talking to the Burning Bush? I've heard he's a vital NPC for the quest.