Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

banned for thinking anyone ELSE doesn't have authority

ohkay this is getting a lot more cluttered than i anticipated. Maybe a DtG type thing wasn't a very good idea on a huge forum for somebody with a low work ethic. Don't worry, i'll keep going as long as i can manage before it gets TOO stressful for myself. That may not be long though, so i apologize ...

oh wait, your a knight? shit, i was about to make a knight. more specifically, a knight of rage (idk if his personality matches up, we'll see) Would you mind switching or do you wanna stay your current class? I don't really mind if you wanna stay a knight of space if you don't wanna switch.

hi i'm gonna reserve real quick cuz i wrote up an entire character sheet and tried to submit it but the website fucked me cuz i waited too long

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lots of cal

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8/10 it's one of those songs that it's just... nice to jam out to once in a while. Good song, i like :>

plan didn't work abort mission

I destroy the wall emotionally, making it believe all of the horrible things it thinks of itself true. "So I AM useless <:(" -100 Emotional Damage to Mr. Wall. Scream and ram head into wall You do that. Everybody just watched you fruitlessly run into the wall and hurt yourself. Lucky for you, You h...

if you all would look at your keyboards, you would notice that they have been shattered. Your mobile devices can mysteriously no longer connect to this website. The internet application on your consoles crash instantly every time you try to open them. All your spares have mysteriously disappeared. A...

>SP: Create dog companion. https://i.postimg.cc/L8vPQKfz/2-ruffer.png Life is made. His name is ruffer and you love him. Create a friend! https://i.postimg.cc/DZ1yDLDt/3-cool-sunglasses-man.png You actually already have one! He's Cool Sunglasses Guy, and he's pretty cool. CSG: cool dog SSP: thanks ...

You are a STRANGE STICK PERSON standing in your home, the ENDLESS VOID. You're pretty tired of how... desolate this place is, besides your trusty STEPLADDER. you decide to create something. What will you create?

can the blur speak
try communicating with it

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both require a certain... mood.

what's the best emoji on this forum

reality benders dont follow rules

I ask the wall politely to move "noe" I paint a lovely vista of a landscape on Mr. Wall, then install the Door in front of it, flush to Mr. Wall's... body, I guess. Now whenever someone tries to open this door, they will see a beautiful painting. Mr. Wall loves the mural! He dislodges one of his br...

Mattock Shuffle && Jack of Diamonds && Concupiscent Vacillation.

it's like alchemization mutanization! that is definitely not a word

make one of them don cheadle