Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

it's a reader stand in i dont think it has a pronoun preference

Can you really be a DILF if not even your wife wants to know you carnally

ive written on this topic myself ; TL:DR i think john being 'poisoned' and subsequently unable to regenerate is a parallel to what happened to jade, and the brother-sister pair of the kids' session are fated to become the new avatars for the brother-sister pair that control reality. part of me DOES ...

as much as i love a lot of the dancestors as story elements (i struggle to call them 'characters', but the character side of homestuck was never the main appeal to me. i think most of them are really funny), i feel like their presence in the story sort of collapses a little bit of the necessary magi...

the most fun interpretation of the mspa reader to me will always be that they are literally the character from jailbreak who got put next to that stump. if that doesn't at least factor into whatever overarching story they may ever decide to give the character than what's the point afaic

i like to imagine the shadow droppers as being plant-based, like a photosynthetic version of the fungal cordyceps zombies that are currently popular in human fiction. that's why they "feast on light" and come out during the day; they pop up when the sun rises to photosynthesise, then lay back down i...

my first updates were aroooound the time dirk first started going all palpatine on aranea. i wanna say it was this page exactly that was either my first update or the last page i read before i caught up. this felt like a really big moment to me at the time, like it was the payoff for a load of build...

feel like im breaking some kind of law bringing up a teevee trope after only 2 posts in a thread, but the Word of Dante comes to mind. dante was not involved in writing the bible. he was not really considered an expert on the bible, and he certainly wasnt among the people considered to be bible auth...

heres my guy abissi dignoh he works as the clown in chief of a colony planet where they grow palm oil. hes a clown but hes like the kind of lapsed clown who experiences clown catholic guilt about being a clown so he only wears his facepaint when theres a superior officer around to arrest him for not...

as far as im concerned the homestuck 'canon' is the whole body of work that allows us to understand homestuck. paradox space, the frienddating datefriendgames, the epilogues + 2 are all canon because they present facts and ideas about homestuck to us in a way that can make us change the way we perce...

troll boobs are stingers. theyre full of deadly venom. thats why girls have them. to kill you with

mother grub. i think the stats support me on this one

jake here! 19 yrs old so probably a little far from being one of the elders of the community, but if you frequented the comic discussion and theory threads on the original forums while homestuck was still going on, you'd have seen me. since then i guess ive become more known for telling shitty jokes...