Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

I very fondly remember a big discord roleplay I was in based off Worm, with all OC's. I made a villain character named King and eventually reigned over the SH9, but was killed by another character. They pretended to join the Slaugherhouse 9, and had a meeting with my character, but in reality, had ...

[AA]:I don't mean t'insight no revolutionary values, here, of course.
[AA]:That'd be silly. There ain't no revolutionizin' here.

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I throw a devastating volley of tomatos to reign down upon all foes, fit with a cacophony of laughter.

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Okay here's another genuine question I do have on this topic and I'm curious to y'alls thoughts on it. If gaining power over the narration is part of the whole Ultimate Self ascension thing, what's the deal with Alt Callie? HAS she 'ascended'? Why does she need to possess Jade? And also, how does t...

Whenever Homestuck tries to tackle any real serious issue it comes across as insulting. Hm? What? This character has been abused on all sides for years? Lmao it's fine they're just Jake or Tavros. A character is actively killing others? Haha funny meme comic vriska did nothing wrong. Lets face it- ...

WV: Wonder if you could commune with other Carapacians. Could there be any other survivors that aren't the Slayer your unaware of? Potential future allies? You've seen the present and future- you know what these people are capable of. You need tools.

And I will continue to assert that the first character to ever take over the narrative and manipulate and force shit to happen, is Doc Scratch. At this point though it's pretty clear I'm the only one really giving him credit where his is due because Caliborn is touted as The First and I disagree th...

Microphone && dave's Time Tables

caliborn took the narration over before dirk and i dont even think he 100% realized what he was doing

Despite my existing gripes I still really enjoyed the idea of Dirk being some kind of master puppeteer and engineering everything through poorly explained meta powers. The part where he faked out an assassination and sleeping dart'd Jade instead was admittedly really cool. I also enjoyed Calliope an...

It's just a game mechanic that overarchingly doesn't mean anything except setting up the Black King bossfight.

Realistic answer :cal: : Skaia is just written as a plot device so Hussie can write off coincidences and lazy writing as 'skaia wills it' the same as 'the force wills it' is used in Star Wars. In-universe answer :professor: : Skaia and by extension Sburb/Sgrub has no true creator as even the Horrort...

its the only fan continuation i care about keeping up with, honestly

why beans

It's the only good thing hussie could do at this point.

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Sun Dec 01, 2019 5:31 pm

rookie you realise only four (or five, if you include Vriska) out of the twelve trolls became gods of universe C right? and that the other eight were dead or fucked off at the time?

I thought they were all accounted for. Still not sure where they went, regardless

Where did the timetables come from? Where did OG dave (now davesprite) get them from? We're they an alchemization or did he find them on his land?