Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

This is going to be fun.

Dirk went from being fairly boring to actually interesting and is still one of the only directions for a character I like post Act 7. I understand his point from a meta position though I feel like the only user command we've seen in Homestuck^2 appropriately marks my feelings about his direction. h...

The Mayor brings such joy to my heart!
I might be in love with him!
Oh Mayor.... why can't I please you??

Vriska is canonically fat