Homestuck.XYZ 2.0

Eww no imagine having a cum sock lol what kind of a loser do you have to be

OMG OH SHIT my socks look like kemits head rn omg im literally shaking nd crying rn kermit would never do this omg:(

mspainadventures wrote: ↑

Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:28 pm

syrupsand wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:59 am

God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom

If I begin drinking alcohol will you bang my mom?

If u really want her dead, then ok.



P.S.: im a hitman now(plz dnt hit me uwu)

No u

Person below is a gay orphan


a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

In response to the bathroom situation: Might I suggest something? Can we convert the whole bathroom into one giant litter box? We won't have anymore issues with the toilet or piss on the floor AND it would help me connect to my spiritual cat ancestors :orange:! I'm gonna light up some incense now =...

loomingDoom wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:37 pm

Help me with dating a cute and sexy troll

1. Rawr xD
2. ???
3. Profit

Winner gets to make 3 other forum users to change their otp to what they want.
How about that?

Wait.....
What does the last post win?

How to die

I think it eould be better if bitch corrected to bruh
Or something like eridan correcting to asshole

I have two baby parrots, I’ll post them at some point. Please do! I'd be interested because a few times I've had birds as pets. I will, one's an African Gray and the other is a Corella. I've had lizards in the past as well. Shee never did.... the plot thickens.... Edit: im stupiiid

wow what a mad lad
Can you tech us the ways? Please?

God damnit generalbogus, stop drinking m8 its bad for ya health.
If you dont stop drinking ill have to bang ur mom

WHO the FUCK changed my computers thermal paste to their CUM!

Banned for being smart

luigi wrote: ↑

Thu May 28, 2020 11:18 pm

syrupsand wrote: ↑

Thu May 28, 2020 3:14 pm

Could be a bit shorter.
Also why didnt you make it 6:12 that would be haha hehe hoho

tfw your meme song gets actual feedback

also tfw a bunch of robots still tell me how great it is and how if i follow their instagram theyll promote my song to their thousands of followers.

tfw you nut

Hey,








look dumbass my joke was very funny and big brain high iq its not my problem that youre so fucking domb okay? No one asked for your opinion generalbogus

You dont get to talk about funnyness with me

i dont get why ppl look at animeits japanese dunkappss like its fucking shit
ik there is a bad reputation from the fandom but imo there is an anime for everyone

Its not chinese dumbass.
And i was the genius who found it











OWARI DA